Torremolinos is the town just west of Malaga (where Alejandro lives). Once a poor fishing village, it is now a popular tourist spot, and hosts many British expatriates and members of the LGBT community.
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10 Reasons Not To Sleep With A Poet:
1. If he is Catholic he will feel guilty. If he is Protestant he will feel guilty for not feeling guilty. If he is Jewish he will call his mother from bed.
2. He will snore and you will not be able to get his snoring out of your head, even hours after he has left your apartment.
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Not really a complete surprise: “I have never seen a EULA as mind-bogglingly greedy and evil as Apple’s EULA for its new ebook authoring program.”
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A real Filipino traffic cop. Awesome.
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Yikes. “That’s not a typo. According to PayScale, Riverside wages are still collapsing, five years after their housing prices peaked.”
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What do you do for sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia? “Get the ice cream out of your cakehole, and drink a warm liquid or put your tongue at the roof of your mouth to heat up the area.”
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What remains of the brightest recorded supernova, seen in 1006.
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Newt crushing Romney in latest Florida poll.
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Weird: “Rat kings are cryptozoological phenomena said to arise when a number of rats become intertwined at their tails, which become stuck together with blood, dirt, and excrement. The animals consequently grow together while joined at the tails, which are often broken. The phenomenon is particularly associated with Germany, where the majority of instances have been reported…”
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Full-sized, here.
I was not offended by Apple’s EULA. I had no idea what a EULA was. After a while I looked it up, but by then I had lost interest, so I still wasn’t offended. I am biscuits and gravy to companies like Apple.
I haven’t had biscuits and gravy since driving across the South with my brother in 1971.
I’m sorry. I didn’t know things were so bad for you. Still, there is hope:
http://www.mademan.com/mm/how-make-waffle-house-biscuits-and-gravy.html
I love that guy. In one other recipe, he says “Let’s say you have some left over beef tongue from another recipe, and you are unsure of how to use it.” Right! I’ve got some right here, left over from my corned beef tongue hash I made last night.