July 28, 2005

Long Slog, No Blog

I've been buried under work, as The Product approaches first production.  This is such a great idea and I've been fortunate to assist on its implementation.  More here and here about the world's first self-playing digital audio book.

I received Joshua Corey's stunningly attractive Fourier Series from Spineless Books yesterday, and was browsing delightedly from quadrant to quadrant last night through it.  BTW, Josh indicates that you can obtain a copy, half-priced, at Amazon.  My sweetie and I have begun reading poetry over the phone again, and I'm looking for a representative section to read to her, though it's a flawed medium without seeing the layout and breaks. 

Tony is inadvertently collecting for anagrams for The New Sincerity.  My favorites so far are:  "Recent Whitey Sin", and Peter's "Intense Witchery".  Check out the dynamite recipes on his blog.

Reading Joshua Clover's latest rant against All Things Capital,  I followed his Wikipedia link, which cited a dandy passage on hegemony from Jás Elsner's Imperial Rome and Christian Triumph:  Power is a far more complex and mysterious quality than any apparently simple manifestation of it would appear. It is as much a matter of impression, of theatre, of persuading those over whom authority is wielded to collude in their subjugation. Insofar as power is a matter of presentation, its cultural currency in antiquity (and still today) was the creation, manipulation, and display of images.  Jon Stewart was riffing last night on the Administration's latest lockstep relabeling of the The War on Terror, which has apparently morphed into The Global Struggle Against Extremism.  I like that struggle thing, kinda makes you think of Chavez in the grape fields or Rosa at the front of the bus.  Josh also discusses this, in an entry slapped up against his explanation of the BitTorrent wonder and the evil of property rights.  These retro appeals to denying commodity accumulation seem so quaint, considering the depravities of every state that embraced Communism, but OK, I know that I've been co-opted by the dark forces of Free Enterprise.  As a good side reading, try Kasey's Poetic Disposability? entry, with such good natured observations as:  A new grammar, a counter-grammar, emerges. If enough people used Coke bottles as plant-watering vessels, and only as plant-watering vessels, Coca Cola would go bankrupt because, let's face it, normal healthy people need a hell of a lot fewer plant-watering vessels than sugar-and-caffeine addicts need Coke. Now I don't think either of these utopian conditions are going to become realistic likelihoods any time soon, but one can at least see the rationale for a theoretical scenario in which Coke bottles do become subject to, if not a material-ontological shift, a symbolic-aesthetic reframing.

CDY is diarizing his days at the Napa Valley Writers Conference, and it's fun to read as I was there last summer.  By coincidence, I noted that most of Geri Doran's publication credits in Resin were complements of C. Dale's New England Review (I was reading a little to Junie last night), which shows CDY's prescience in valuing the work of this Whitman-winning work.  Wendy had 5 poems accepted by Green Hills Literary Lantern, and talks about the challenges of fiction writing.  Chris stages a production of The Hunger Oscillations, using Playmobile figures as the cast.  Jean admits that at least one Magritte work disturbs her (my favorite Magritte is the one that adorns the cover of Jackson Browne's Late for the Sky).  Ana translates work by the Croatian poet Jure Kaštelan.  Pack steals a line from Jebediah Springfield in his discussion of prefaces.  Mairead never disappoints:  "You saw someone who questioned you, saw the heavy weather of dissent across my face and so jumped your siren, crawling after me down Congdon, rolling down your window, calling Do you have a question for me?".  Nor AnnMarie:  "four collared doves hard-arc up / the hedgerow beneath their / shadows linseed is pre-blue, a / ghost dust willing its hectare self".  Nor John:  "The Luddite that inhabits my century says, “In order to make a few cents, think of a bath concession / In some little town like Gabii,” or try auctioneering, gabbling / out the hysteria of commerce-lust over some bit of frippery, a ring, a washstand, a property. Prop: what the stagehand skids frowningly about whilst the curtains".  Jeannine comments on Paisley Rekdal's assertion that "You can write a poem about anything nowadays, except emotion".  Patricia is hilarious:  "The most interesting thing Jesus could do would be to bring back to life the decomposing brother you’ve been hiding in your garage, which is not a talent that is presently useful to me."  James wages war against bad art.  Danielle recommends the arresting and blogger-laden Coconut. Craig likes David Woo.  Damn.  Laurel's taking a blog-a-vation.  Mike, Reb and Matt are writing a play!  So that's where LeeAnn went.  Sabrina announces the winner of the Fig Contest (read the entries, they're outstanding). 

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July 23, 2005

Slacking on a Saturday

Junie and I are driving south through the intense heat to meet up with Ally and John somewhere in the Fundamentalist Bastion that is Colorado Springs (actually I think we're meeting at the Secular Humanist Holiday Inn).  Owing to this little trip, I'll be offline for a day.  Maybe I'll bump into Steve.

Kasey is correct in that I misunderstood one of his points regarding eclecticism (particularly the multiple points on a vector thing).  I honestly wonder if you read enough blog entries by Silliman, Corey, Mayhew, Gould, Basbøll, Snider, Yu, Mlinko, Norris, Vitiello, ... whether you couldn't eventually test out of a couple of college courses.  The discussions in this blogworld (Kasey's recent series being a perfect example) are so much more interesting than anything I read in P&W, AWP Chronicle or APR (and also, generally, better-written). 

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July 22, 2005

Knee-Jerk Tendencies

In his recent post, Eclecticisms, Kasey managed to crack me up at least 3 times (come home, Kasey, all is forgiven), including this:

I've always felt that bland eclecticism's worst crime was inspiring a knee-jerk tendency always to attach the adjective "bland" to the noun "eclecticism" whenever it appears.

Jordan and others have commented on what, at first glance, may appear to be a kind of artistic tunnel vision.  I think I understand what Kasey's getting at, though, particularly after his examples of bland eclecticism (mixing Southwestern, Arts & Crafts, and Danish Modern in the same living room) versus hot eclecticism (a stark white leather couch on a 9x12 Tabriz, Shaker sewing cabinet in the corner, huge picture of Mick Jagger on the wall?).  Thus, perhaps, an anthology that is sufficiently "hot" in its variety would evoke a sense that the tension among its offerings was an intentional act of juxtaposition.

I can also imagine one arguing that most people, given the knowledge, opportunity & financing, would opt for the more accomplished artist along a single line of trajectory.  This would be a kind of "why would you read Stephen King when you can read Dan Simmons?" proposition.  Alas, it still assumes that we share both the same dimensions of appreciation, and an inability to reside aesthetically on more than one point on a particular vector (e.g., you can't like Dean Young when you've got Tate, you can't like iceberg lettuce once you've tasted Whole Food's mixed greens selection.).

Consider your bookshelf as your own personal anthology. On my "recently read" bookshelf, I've got Martha Grimes, Don DeLillo, Orson Scott Card, Margaret Atwood, Walter Mosley, and six volumes of Harry Potter rubbing book jackets with Melville, Hemingway, Orwell, Joyce, & Pynchon.  I could probably add Truman Capote or Normal Mailer, but not both, lest I slip into bland eclecticism.  Something like that.

In defense of Ms. Olds, I enjoyed Satan Says some years ago, and still love the subdued panic of Feared Drowned

Kasey is indeed (to badly paraphrase Jonathan) firing on all cylinders (and apologies, Kasey, for talking about you like you're not here) in his previous post, Poetic Disposability.  What I think of as aesthetic vectors, Kasey terms "scales we can meaningfully use to measure".  He also thinks that, in poetry, there is "no significant middle to the scale" (Hallmark on one end, the rest of us at the other), an interesting thought (and take care, Kasey:  invoking the name of Billy Collins only invests Him with more power).  Is there no popular poetry?  Well, actually, the online boards are chock-a-block with it, but, OK, maybe not much that anyone actually publishes — assuming that you ignore Angelou, Clifton, & Robert Service, each of whom dominated the shelves at the Chicago Loop Borders, when I was there last week. 

I'm also trying to understand my relative lack of appreciation (and it's only relative) for PA work, since I wholly subscribe to Kasey's view that virtually all grammatical constructions fulfill a meaning-making purpose (even "milk me sugar").  Maybe it's that my neurons don't fire in the same places.  Maybe they would if I spent the time to acquire the taste.  In my graduate studies of Artificial Intelligence, I often found myself attempting to reconcile the constructionist work of Gödel/Turing/Chomsky and compiler-writing theorists with neurological/behavioral findings (and it's interesting that you could go through two years of courses and never hear the name Wittgenstein).  Who's making art and who's making noise?  What poems/poets are Beatles-esque?  Is a poem's ultimate value a matter of its complexity?  layering?  innovation?  What about sound?  What about the way it looks on the page?  If it's powerfully evocative, does it get points?  What if it's perfect IP?  It doesn't appear that I've got this all sorted out.  To quote Ellen Ripley:  "yeah, I get that all the time."

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Jonathan has begun, off the top of his considerably innovative head, a list of ironic tonalities, including:  ...Mock-heroic, campy, faux-naif, detached, paranoid, deadpan dry, over-eager, "teen-age sarcastic," Proustian-aristocratic, proletarian, mock-sincere.  Can you add to the list?

You all have a nice weekend.

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July 21, 2005

Karl Makes The Cover

One thing that I like about Trantor's legendary Jacket is that it has links to future issues that have not yet taken form, although for some reason the October 2005 issue appears to be pretty well fleshed out.  I have followed Jacket ever since I found that it contained a Mary Jo Bang poem (I am such an unabashed Banglophile).  Like most post-avant organs, however, I'm also eventually aware of the fact that I love the reviews of PA work significantly more than the work itself.  A typical example is Noah's review of Aaron Kunin's Folding Ruler Star, which I thought was just splendid, though I wasn't as taken with the verse example themselves (not to be picking on Aaron, and I admit that I should read the entire book). 

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Jonathan comments on Kasey's recent post, which takes up where Ron leaves off on the matter of anthologies.  The usual interesting intercourse among some bright guys, but I admit to wondering about Kasey's thoughts here:

Someone might object that this discounts the possibility that some readers could find that they value poets from both ends of the spectrum equally. Sure, there could be such readers. There are probably also people who identify politically with both Noam Chomsky and Ann Coulter. These people are confused.

When a unifying metaphor motivates an anthology's constituents, I might agree (although, perhaps, a fair pairing with Chomsky would be Bork).    Anthologies such as the reviled and beloved Best American Poetry, however, seem to me to be more in the nature of a Whitman Sampler, a collection whose goal is to be representative of a broad range of voices.  The best thing about BAP is not that it is a perfect snapshot of the poetic landscape (although it does a pretty good job, taken over any four or five year stretch), but that it is available in airport bookstores.  I'm only one-quarter kidding here.  As much time as I have spent in airports in the past 10 years, I can tell you I've been tickled more than once to see a civilian pick up a BAP and actually page through it for a while (though seldom, to be honest, actually buy it).  Who knows, they could be puzzling through a Alice Notley poem.  I remember reading BAP 1998, and, among the work of the regulars (BC, Pinsky, Hall, Bly, Simic, Levine, ...), there were poems by Eric Ormsby, Karl Kirchwey, and Emily Fragos that made me scratch my head and pencil my perplexed reactions in the margins.  I wonder if I would be ready for Kirsten Kaschock today had I not been slowly lowered into the bathwater.  This is probably just another example of my favorite adage:  you can't skip a step.

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Sure enough, Karl, AKA TurdBlossom showed up on the cover of Time, accompanied by a long, balanced article on the facts of RoveGate (including a detailed timeline).  Valerie Plame is damned cute.  10 Questions (mainly lightweight) for Margaret Spellings, Department of Education Secretary, marginally famous for criticizing the introduction of a lesbian couple on PBS's Postcards from Buster.  The Sunni contingent is stalling the completion of the new Iraqi constitution, and the committee responsible may ask for a 6-month extension.  Found:  a letter written in 2003 by Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger, now the Pope, in which he applauds a German critic of Harry Potter because "those are subtle seductions, which act unnoticed and [can] deeply distort Christianity in the soul ...".  Arnold Schwarzenegger has decided to terminate his million-dollar-a-year promotional gig with a muscle magazine.  Discounters Costco and Sam's Club will be offering health insurance plans.  Joe Klein tells the Bushies to Stop Trying to Spin the Iraq War.  The article Unraveling The Plot details the British investigation of the London bombing (which seemed significantly faster and more professional than our agencies' investigation of 9/11).  Time speculates that Dreamworks founders Spielberg, Katzenberg and Geffen may be entertainment giants but lousy CEOs. The DEA is cracking down physicians who have over-prescribed pain drugs, prosecuting 450 in the past six years.  A long article with J. K. Rowling (rhymes with bowling) on her life and the plans after Lord Voldemort (she pronounces it with a silent final "t")  is defeated in the 7th book of the HP series (she's damned cute, too).  Time recommends DVDs of mystery classics, including The Big Sleep, The Thin Man, Death on the Nile, and Blade Runner.
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Thanks to Jim for pointing out Coulter's recent article (actually funny in places) in which she disses Supreme Court appointee John Roberts (she also reminds us that "Democrats are the party of abortion, sodomy and atheism").

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July 19, 2005

Jordan's Great Idea

I was taken by the elegance and simplicity of Jordan's tribute to poets whose work he has enjoyed this year.  It's such a good idea that I'm going to steal it.  I've started my own list of Exceptional Poems for 2005, though I haven't gotten very far yet.  I'm combing through my scribblings, blog entries, and marginal notes in poetry books & journals this week to round out the beginning of the list.  I'll keep you posted when I update it.

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The current issue is the BusinessWeek Retirement Guide, something I expect to do when I'm 70-something, if the economy and my savings continue their current slow dance.  Other items of note include:  Samsung is placing 50-foot sculptures of their cell-phones in airports all over the world.  The latest thing in teen summer experiences is the weight-loss camp.  Shareholders are expressing shock at the $32 million severance package for ousted Morgan Stanley Co-President Stephen Crawford, who served in the position for three months (yes, that's over $40,000 an hour).  Yahoo! and Google are expanding their for-fee library-material search services (for example, letting you purchase a single article from The New England Journal of Medicine).  Television viewership has dropped 20% in the past 20 years, but inflated commercial costs has kept their proportion of advertising revenues relatively steady.  Robert Barker thinks that Proctor & Gamble's $57 billion buyout of Gillette is still a bargain (even though half a billion of that goes to current Gillette executives).  The security consulting industry is huge, almost $50 billion in revenue now (John Ashcroft and Tom Ridge have both started companies).  BusinessWeek suggests that the Rehnquist court has spent too little time dealing with business issues (anti-trust law, business litigation, regulation).  Job growth for mid-to-high-end programmers and analysts has accelerated.  Apple has surprised analysts again with a 75% jump in revenue vis a vis the same quarter last year.  The IRS has collected more than $4 billion from wealthy abusers of illegal tax shelters, but the rate of collection is slowing as Congress refuses to increase the budget for enforcement agents.  Eastern Europe is becoming the new Detroit, as major car companies build plants in Hungary, Slovakia, Poland and the Czech Republic.  Russia's oil production growth has slowed dramatically as foreign investors rethink the implications of Putin's moves toward nationalization and recent dismantling of Yukos.  Fierce infighting between the old guard and the Change to Win Coalition threatens to break up the AFL-CIO.  The drug industry has announced more vaccines this year than in the past 10, including shots for meningitis, shingles, tuberculosis, cervical cancer, and whooping cough.  The venerable Nike Air Force 1 sneaker, first introduced during the Reagan Administration, still provides $1 billion in revenue. 

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The Rove/Plame/Wilson/Novak/Cooper controversy continues to heat up (it's going to be on the next cover of Time), even as leading Republicans try desperately to downplay its importance (see Seth's blog for the latest).  And from today's WSJ:  Starbucks has become a major music retailer, and the labels are taking notice.  Fed chief Alan Greenspan refused to use economic tools to cool down the housing market.  President Bush is in the last rounds of review for a replacement for Sandra Day O'Connor, and the smart money says it's most likely a female justice.  A federal jury convicted San Diego's acting mayor (the one who narrowly beat a surfboard shop owner) for taking bribes from strip clubs.  A study shows that wages of non-managerial positions have not kept pace with inflation (duh).  Weekend sales of the newest Harry Potter, over $100 million, exceeded that of all movie box office revenue.  Carol Hymowitz suggests outsourcing expensive U.S. CEO jobs to Europeans, who typically make less in salary and bonuses.  College tuition hikes are slowing (Harvard's increase was only 4.5%, to $41,675). 

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July 13, 2005

Logan's Latest Lambasting

Honestly, William Logan just cracks me up.  He's not so much a reviewer as the Master of Ceremonies at a Poetic Celebrity Roast.  Now, before you all get angry at me, I'm not saying I agree with him (particularly about, say, Dean Young).  But, the guy has a way with words, and he manages to zero on the most irritating aspects of almost any poet under his microscope.  It's difficult to get through a Logan book review and not identify with some annoying aspect of a poet that always niggled you, but that you never really engaged as a fully-formed thought until Bully Bill articulated it.

His latest edition of reviews showed up last month in the form-friendly, somewhat right-of-center, all earth tones and staid fonts, New Criterion.  The review this time is titled The Great American Desert, which Logan eventually manages to tie back to the Nebraska plains and the poetry of our current Poet Laureate.  The victims this month are rather an odd mix:  John Ashbery (Where Shall I Wander), Dean Young (Elegy on Toy Piano), Jorie Graham (Overlord) , Kevin Young (Black Maria), Ted Kooser (Delights and Shadows), and Richard Wilbur (Collected Poems 1943-2004).

John Ashbery:  Ashbery’s poems are like widgets manufactured to the most peculiar specifications and in such great numbers the whole world widget market has collapsed ... Almost all Ashbery’s poems, those dead-ends of déjà vu, offer the dream of meaning endlessly deferred—the deception finally becomes the expectation ... Here we have the embrace of American idiom, whether high-stepping or lowbrowed (Ashbery’s range is as broad as Whitman’s), the steep descent of tone, the enjambment almost as flirtatious as Milton’s ...Ashbery is a man not afraid to write whatever rattles into his head .... When you read his poems, you sigh with pleasure to see a thing so odd done with such panache, such savoir-faire, such élan, such … well, whatever the word would be, it would be French, in order to apply to that ultimate boulevardier of American poetry, Mr. Ashbery.

Dean Young...  students in the School of Goofball Poetics, boys who cut their teeth on Ashbery and Charles Simic and James Tate and now show little interest in any poems written before Dada came to town. Dean Young’s sixth book, Elegy on Toy Piano, is fairly representative of the younger generation, full to the gills with geegaws and thingmabobs and dojiggers ...  Poets find it hard to be serious now, unless they’re writing about their lives (on which they tend to be all too grave, as if working up a pathology report). At best, Young’s poems mock themselves as well as poets of more serious temper. At worst, they’re the poems of someone who took a mail-order course in surrealism ...  Sometimes his poems have delightfully loopy premises (one consists of a hundred true/false statements; another juggles the complicated mathematics involved in liking a married couple), but sooner or later they run out of steam—he’s not a poet who knows when he’s overstayed his welcome.  (Blogger's note:  of all the books reviewed, I think Logan was most egregiously unstudied about Young's work).

Jorie Graham Jorie Graham loves big ideas the way small boys like big trucks. Her books start with some notion just the far side of grandiose ... and end up grinding the Himalayas down to gravel.  This is odd shorthand ... recreates some of the frenzy, the helpless panic, of those first moments of D-Day  ... Yet the bullying italics and the knowing use of “reading,” as if the sands were simply another text, drag us away from the helpless soldiers to the mastering presence, the overlording, of the poet herself ... For a long while, Graham’s poetry has suffered this peculiar immodesty. No matter where her poems start, sooner or later their subject becomes the poet’s hyperkinetic awareness of her own senses ...  If Graham had concentrated on the accident and contingency of war, had honored the men whose deaths she casually invokes, Overlord might have become the sort of serious meditation that produced Geoffrey Hill’s Mystery of the Charity of Charles Péguy (1983). In the wrack and wreckage of her current work, it’s hard to remember the difficult pleasures of Erosion (1983) and The End of Beauty (1987), high-voltage moments in the poetry of the Eighties ... Graham’s lack of any sense of proportion reduces the argument of Overlord to something like “On the one hand, my kitty has AIDS; on the other, a whole lot of guys died on Omaha Beach.”

Kevin YoungThere’s this skirt, see, named Delilah Redbone, see, and this dick in Shadowtown named Jones, and the sap falls for her. The frail’s maiden name was Trouble, and the dick, his middle name is Danger. If you’ve never gotten your fill of alibis, gunsels, snitches, paybacks, hideouts, and hooch, Kevin Young’s Black Maria pays homage to the great films noirs of the Forties and the hard-boiled fiction of Chandler and Hammett ... Young, whose last book was a misdirected and sentimental reworking of the blues, is an ambitious young poet with quirky ideas. Black Maria is meant to be a film, its sections, called “reels,” composed of poems that straggle down the page half-starved for punctuation ... Young loves wordplay more than any contemporary except Paul Muldoon; he’ll go to great lengths to fetch a pun, and even greater ones for a bad joke. The poems here are addicted to internal rhymes, winsome glances at the reader, and a diction that slides from the most perfumed poeticism to black dialect ...Young has tried so hard to make this a tour de force, he’s forgotten, not just the ontology that makes film noir so haunting, but the suspense that makes it entertaining.

Ted KooserTed Kooser is a prairie sentimentalist who writes poems in an American vernacular so corn-fed you could raise hogs on it. Kooser never met a word he didn’t like, unless it was a long one, or one derived from Latin, or Greek, or French—in the new poems of Delights & Shadows, which recently won the Pulitzer Prize, as well as the older ones in Flying at Night, he stands for a foursquare, hidebound American provincialism that, by gum, has every right to write poems and, by golly, means to write them, too ... Kooser wants a poetry anyone can read without shame and understand without labor, because he thinks poetry has too long been in the hands of poets who “go out of their way to make their poems difficult if not downright discouraging.” This would come as a surprise to Shakespeare and Milton, Pope and Browning.  There are a couple of haunting narrative poems in his new volume, but everything else is straight as a rail fence and just as wooden, too. Before he let plain speech become its own tyranny, before he started worrying about “poetry cops” intent on enforcing the “rules,” he showed signs of becoming a poet who knew something about cruelty and had a retrospective melancholy eye. Then he decided he’d be better off chawing plug tobacco and selling straw hats to tourists.

Richard WilburIn the past, I have written with such pleasure on Richard Wilbur’s elegant and well-mannered verse that perhaps I may be forgiven for not cracking a full bottle of champagne across the bow of his latest Collected Poems ... About the best that can be said of the new poems is that they are reminiscent of Wilbur’s late style and impressive poems for any octogenarian to write ... It’s curious that John Ashbery, who is only a few years younger, still seems our contemporary, while Wilbur sounds like an old fussbudget sorry he threw out his last pair of spats ...  I trust that Richard Wilbur will be writing poems for a long while to come, and that some will be better than the new poems here. His Collected Poems, which includes poems so ornate Fabergé would have wept, deserves to be on the bookshelf of any serious reader.

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Time's cover article, Rush Hour Terror, is predictably about the London bombing tragedy.  It was difficult to read the quotes of Londoner after Londoner and not admire their dignity and grit.  Likewise, the performance of Tony Blair during the week of both a major attack and an important G8 session.  Daniel Benjamin explains Why Iraq Has Made Us Less Safe (the Iraq-as-recruiting terrorist aid argument) and the ever-predictable Charles Krauthammer replies Why That's Ridiculous (terrorist are the product of repressive, corrupt Middle East regimes, and "freeing" Iraq deals with the source of the problem).  A good story about how an Afghan shepherd, and his townspeople, helped a Navy SEAL escape capture by the Taliban.  The new Hong Kong Disneyland will look quite like the one in Anaheim, except they're serving dim sum on Main Street, and many of the park's murals are replaced by scenes from MulanStarvation on the Web describes the hundreds of pro-anorexia sites where people swap tips for losing weight.  There are now over 1,000 youth courts in the U.S., handling petty crime by juveniles, and where judge, prosecutors, client's counsel, and jury are all teens.  After being critically killed 30 years ago for his work's inconsequentiality, Richard Tuttle has found his subtle, fragile art increasingly accepted as masterful.  The Time movie reviewer likes Wedding Crashers and thinks that Charlie and the Chocolate Factory isn't dark enough (and with Depp and Burton at the helm, that's surprising). 

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Food fight!  Food fight!  Josh responds to my thoughts regarding the Nealon article with a number of well-constructed complaints that gave me a greater appreciation of Reader-Response Theory.  I don't think Marxist theory is simplistic at all, actually.  (I do wonder, however, if its successful practice doesn't virtually guarantee abuses of the state that comes with the centralized control of planned economies, but that's another issue).  It's also not clear to me that recent history can be neatly summarized as "Communism collapsed, capitalism rushed in to fill the void".  My real point, imperfectly outlined, is that capitalism is a wholly inadequate term to describe the current geopolitical and economic situation in the U.S, much less what's happening in hundreds of other countries.  Like the terms free enterprise and values tossed around by the right,  capitalism is more a token (a paraphrase, even the ultimate reductionist poem?) of a collection of phenomena about which you may be happy or enraged.  Likewise, the energizing term Vietnam War became, as Josh points out, shorthand for a dozen societal complaints.  We were (as my mother would say) full of piss and vinegar in those days, and I think that even without The War, much of my generation would have been marching for civil rights, gender rights, and legalized pot.  My point was actually that even LangPo enthusiasts employ terms that, though fatally flawed as containers of meaning, conveying enough imagery that those who hear it can be reasonably assured to know what you're getting at.  On a parallel track, I also think that capitalism is the least of our troubles, and elevating it to the role of antagonist in this play leaves way too may villains lurking in the curtains.

When I say that "you can't really know anything", I mean it as a tautology, not a thesis.  I am, for example, challenging the simplicity of thought that is common in the current administration.  I am also proposing that we can't express ourselves without reductive symbols that are both evocative and approximate.  This is why I have difficulty with the notion that poem can be stripped of its cues, that a poet has any chance of letting a poem just mean what it's going to mean — unless, of course, one publishes random lines from the phone book.  Not that poetry-without-control doesn't have some appeal, it just seems as impossible to me as societies without concentrations of power.

Again, I have nothing against poetry that strives to combat the injustice of power and privilege (though I wonder if power and privilege aren't the end result of every societal system).  I just think it's like using a Giacometti bust to crack walnuts.

I don't mind being labeled Quietist, as long as I can retain my liberal credentials.  Mainly, because, for as often as I've read Ron's blog and articles, I'm still not quite sure how you sneak into the SOQ camp, or for that matter, avoid it.  I fully agree with Josh on the matter of entertainment.  I mean, Shakespeare is entertainment, Pynchon is entertainment, Miró is entertainment. And no, that's not all poetry is, perhaps (though I suspect had I used the term art, it would have been better received).  Anyway, my rather feeble attempt at articulating this was to mention that many post-LangPo poets seem to be more inspired by display than didacticism.  There's a fun, quirky, irreverent sense to a Lara Glenum or Jim Berhle poem, and also an underlying seriousness (exemplified by Tony's New Sincerity movement).  I'm sure, to quote Josh, that there are also poets for whom there is no "... better means than lyric poetry to try and discover what it really means to be an "I" in a world that wants to recast all choice as consumption, that arbitrarily denies "I-ness" to the nonmale and nonwhite, and that corrupts language into a mere instrument of control".  I probably don't read enough of them as I should, or perhaps I do and don't recognize their motivation and execution.

I really did like the Nealon article, for its eloquence and insights.  If I came off cynical, it wouldn't be the first time.  Junie, my spiritual and sensual sweetie, says it all the time.

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Controlling 2.5 of the 3 Branches of Government Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry

Republicans mounted an aggressive and coordinated defense of Karl Rove yesterday, contending that the White House's top political adviser did nothing improper or illegal when he discussed a covert CIA official with a reporter.

Details here, and thanks to Seth for the reference.

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July 12, 2005

Karl's ComeUppance and Red Rice Salad

If you get tired of cold summer pasta salads (not that I often do), it's nice to have an alternative.  I modified the Red Rice Salad from The New Basics some years ago, and it's a great accompaniment for cookout fare.  You'll need:

2 cups of Basmati (or Texmati) rice
A bunch of radishes, cleaned and sliced thinly
1 cup of red pepper, either diced or cut into 1" thin strips
1 cup of diced red onion
2 beets, cooked, peeled and diced (or you can buy canned)
One-half cup of chopped fresh chives
4 Big T of chopped dill (or you can use dried dill in a pinch)

First, make the dressing and let it sit.  Mix up the following and set it aside:

One-half cup of white vinegar
4 Big T of prepared horseradish (not the raw kind)
2 Big T of whole-grain mustard (or you could trying making Medieval Mustard)
2 teaspoons of sugar
2 teaspoons of salt
One-quarter teaspoon of freshly ground pepper
1 cup of olive oil (extra-virgin, if you have some to sacrifice)

Cook the rice according to directions, usually 2-for-1 with water, boiled and then simmered with the top on for 15 minutes.  Cook the beets unskinned with some of the tops on to avoid losing all that red beetness in the water, then peel the skin and let cool and firm up before slicing.  Mix everything together (the rice can still be warm), until nicely tossed and let chill for an hour in the fridge until the flavors blend. 

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Every day for two weeks, I've been Googling "Plame Rove" to see if the MSM was going to let the bastard off the hook.  White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan was barraged by an NBC reporter yesterday, and it looks like the press might actually be growing some cojones finally (see Seth's blog for more).   In case you haven't heard, two years ago, someone leaked to conservative columnist Robert Novak that Valerie Plame was a CIA undercover officer — presumably a White House ploy to discredit former Ambassador Joseph Wilson (Plame's husband), who embarrassed the Bushies with evidence Saddam Hussein never tried to obtain nuclear materials from Niger (one of the many reasons motivating the Iraqi invasion).  Disclosing the identity of a covert operative is a Federal crime, and U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald was appointed to investigate.   Time reporters Matthew Cooper and Judith Miller faced jail time for refusing to disclose the sources for articles they were preparing (but which were never published).  Curiously, Novak, who also refused to divulge his source, has escaped any consequences.  Rove and his attorney have been back-pedaling all week, and now say that Rove discussed Plame privately with a half-dozen reporters, but only after the Novak article was out.  Rumors have it that Rove, Dick Cheney, and/or V.P. Chief of Staff Scooter Libby may have been directly responsible for what is not a political embarrassment, but a criminal offense.  One can only hope.  If they finally nail Rove, maybe they can look to see if he still has those Egyptian symbols burned into his palm.

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From the MIT Technology Review:  Nicholas Negroponte, chairman of MIT's Media Lab, is pressing ahead with the design of an Internet-ready $100 laptop (HDL), in hopes of obtaining enough funds to place up to 200 million of them in the hands of third-world children.  If enough commercial and residential builders include the infrastructure in their plans, new wireless ZigBee devices will allow household appliance to talk to each other, and the cost of adding switches, thermostats, and sensors will be a fraction of what it costs to retrofit them today.  After the success of its $10 million Ansari X prize, NASA has created other prizes to stimulate private invention, including prizes for:  producing oxygen from lunar soil, and designing cable material light and strong enough to support a satellite-tethered space elevator.  Connecticut-based Mohegan Sun Casino is experimenting with information systems that track the bets and behavior of high-rollers, in an attempt to determine who to comp for rooms and meals. The article Social Machines discusses continuous computing, the prospect of being always wired in via instant messaging, auto-podcasting, WiFi and smart homes.  One day soon, you may want to change your diet based upon the results of your genomic tests.  Part of the success of the WiFi-ready PlayStation Portable is due to hackers' applications, which can turn the PSP into a Tivo viewer or a web browser.  More teenagers (dubbed Generation Rx) are abusing prescription painkillers than illicit drugs. 

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From the yesterday and today's WSJ:  Google employees who made millions in last year's IPO have started a multi-million-dollar bidding war for various properties in Atherton, California, one of the most elite areas in Silicon Valley and a short drive to the company's headquarters.  The president of Kyrgyzstan is reconsidering hosting a major U.S. airbase, bowing to possible pressure from China and Russia, who see many of the new post 9/11 military staging bases as uncomfortably close to their back yards.  A recent study shows that driving while using a cell phone makes one 4 times more likely to have a serious accident.  The world's love affair with DVDs may be abating — Dreamworks and Pixar have both reported large numbers of returns from retailers recently.  China announced that it is permitting foreign institutional investors to buy up to $10 billion in the stock of Chinese companies, as share prices continue to freefall.  In an act of startling insight, Bush told FBI agents that there's no reasoning with "the kind of people who blow up subways and buses".  The growth of higher-paying jobs outpaced the growth in lower-paying jobs for the first time in 4 years.  So many high-schoolers have perfect GPA's, great SATs, and activity-laden resumes, that they're now focusing on writing the perfect university application essay — and, of course, expensive seminars are popping up to teach them how to do just that.  California suspended issuing ID cards for medical marijuana, fearing the Feds' reaction to the program and its clients.   The Navy relieved Guantanamo's commander of duty for "unspecified inappropriate practices ... not related to the terror-war prison".  Ten years ago, Bosnian Serb General Ratko Mladic invaded the safe haven of Srebrenica, murdering 7,500 mostly male Bosnian Muslims, and deporting 25,000 women and children.  Though indicted for war crimes, he is still free and at large.

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July 11, 2005

Messianic Campiness

Of the many fascinating inter-blog discussions this week, my vote for most engaging is the discourse between Henry and Josh on Christopher Nealon's Camp Messianism, or, the Hopes of Poetry in Late-Late Capitalism (available online for $12 from Ingenta).  As I know little about Language Poetry, and enough to be dangerous about economics, I was relieved that their civil and elegant exchange involved as much about the latter as the former, to wit:

JoshI think many American poets are coming to grips with the crisis that Steve Evans grimly and succinctly describes (in the "Field Notes" section of the latest Poker) as finding it easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.

HenryCurious how left-politically-oriented literary readings, like Josh's - now that Marxism appears finished for the most part as a systematic economics, and as a political movement - re-animate the Benjamin/Adorno term "messianic". As though there's a ratio between actual political conditions (since 1989) and the level of vague utopian-mystical emphasis in some literary circles.  //  I find these equations between "late-late-capital conditions" and changes in poetic style sort of tedious and depressive, or oppressive. Something a-historical and attenuated about them : general spleen about working conditions & politics gets larded with these pretentious comments on the latest poetic in-group fringe phenomena. "Late-late-capitalism" : how baroque, considering current conditions in India, China, and around the world : how utterly irrelevant as a descriptor.

I bought and read the tract in question, a marvelously well-written piece, irrespective of your take on the matter.  It starts out almost layman-ish in its discussion of "recent innovative North American poetry" and the "status of a new aesthetics" in a literary world more influenced by Language Poetry than it would like to admit.  Some of Nealson's  important introductory thoughts:

These poets, referred to as "post-Language" writers ... raise interesting questions about new habits of literary criticism, since their poems read both as theory and poetry ... [and] ... have become invested in a historical story about what Theodor Adorno called "damaged life", and Susan Stewart might call the 'fate' of the material world, its past and possible futures.

... a "damaged" material life ... [is] ... the story of something like really, really late capitalism; capitalism in a fully globalized and triumphal form. ...  Depending upon how one understands the massive glut of capital unleashed on the world markets since the collapse of the Soviet Union, capitalism has either taken on a new, omnipotently viral character ... or it is the last, seizing phases of a horrible addiction to its own mobility.

We might say that the camp aspect of post-Language writing, meanwhile, is the rueful astonishment that, against all odds, this liquidation is still not complete:  post-Cold War global economic volatility has not resulted in wholesale disaster for the United States or Europe. ... Instead, late-late capitalism gives texture to our everyday lives more murmuringly.

I must digress for a moment and explain my own ideas about capitalism, a notion more burdened with ideological baggage than Marxism ever was.  I understand the necessity of attaching symbols to vague irritants, but I sincerely doubt that capitalism describes, in the main, most of what's happening in today's bewildering global machinations (and I'm pretty sure that Adam Smith would agree with me).   Consider the effect of combining some relatively recent inventions:

1.  The rule of law.
2.  Property rights.
3.  The burden and freedom of choice.
4.  Mobility in all its insidious forms.
5.  Unfettered access to wide varieties of "information".
6.  The establishment of organizations, specifically charged with minimizing disruption.

It seems to me that these things, and other aspects of the 20th century (the U.S. being the only undamaged economy after WWII, the distortion of priorities during the Cold War, ...) have gotten us to the present state of conglomerate-heavy, multinational, free-trade-based, economic empire (backed by a considerable military capability).  A present that includes a strong secularism, a relatively high standard of living, a bearable amount of autocratic dictate, and cyclical bouts of nostalgia for the past.  Certainly, dystopic theories of capitalism aren't convincing enough to explain concentration of power, as it has happened almost always, everywhere (my own theory, backed with considerable personal experience, is that power accrues to those that desire it most strongly, persons who often turn out to be very focused sociopaths). 

The irony in all this  (including the writings of many LangPo theorists), is that the linguistic artifacts which have served as catalysts (say, the Vietnam War) are as oblique and artificial as the cultural coding supposedly embedded within conventional speech (and pre-LangPo poetry, and (gasp) the SOQ).  Let me explain:  I went off to a liberal college in 1968.  We marched in the grape fields.  We rallied for Humphrey.  We hated the War.  We were involved, we were angry.  We also didn't have the slightest idea what we were talking about.  That doesn't mean that we weren't doing the right thing (I still think we were), or that the Vietnam War wasn't a long-running atrocity (it was).  Very few of us ever saw a rice paddy, and even those that did only experienced a small, personal tranche of What It All Was.  Fast forward to the evils of globalism, the growing gap between rich and poor, the diminution of civil liberties, the commoditization of nearly everything.  Frankly, we still don't know what we're talking about.  It's just too complifuckingcated (to borrow the coinage of a friend from grad school).  You can drill down and drill down until you've unearthed the details of almost anything — the Enron bust, the War in Iraq, the appeal of Intelligent Design — and you're still a lifetime of study away from actually kenning it all.  So, we borrow from the culture, talk in jargon with those who agree with us, make up new symbologies to encapsulate whole oceans of complexity that we couldn't begin, in their entireties, to keep in our brain. We create our own local priesthoods, we develop our own mythologies. 

I find poetry to be an odd and generally ineffective medium for political thought.  A couple of times in a century, a poem may have the communicative power of Picasso's Guernica.  The rest of the time, it's entertainment.  Uplifting entertainment, artful entertainment, even inspirational entertainment.  In other words, it is difficult to get the news from poems, but we can live life less miserably in its presence (apologies to WCW).  I am befuddled by the disdain with which many poets approach the notion that poetry is meant to give pleasure, and the belief that poetry just gotta be important.  More than anything, this distinction seems to separate the SOQ from theory-based verse.

But, I digress.  Nealon characterizes LangPo's contribution as "an argument on behalf of three interrelated arguments about participatory readership, language, and the commodity form ... active readership points to a belief that difficult, unconventional texts, rather than being closed to readers, are actually more open than traditional literary texts because they don't smother  ... readers with genre cues, overdetermined tropes, clichés, or heavily rehearsed rhetorical movements."  He discusses the work of Kevin Davies, Joshua Clover, Rod Smith,  & Lisa Robertson and proposes that post-Language poets employ campiness and a degree of resignation (yes, I'm vastly simplifying).  In one interesting contrast of LangPo and post-LangPo, Nealon states:  "This [LangPo] set of beliefs and practices around the materiality of language is significantly different from the testamentary, expectation-laden materiality in the work of the post-Language poets who most interest me."  He notes the widely-held belief among the LangPo old guard that Gen X poets are "apathetic" and "de-politicized", which he ultimately dismisses by saying that, although not "movement" poets, post-LangPo poets do write "with an acute knowledge of the susceptibility of their materials to historical change."  Nealon finds hints of "messianic message" in much of post-LangPo work (and gives specific examples from the work of Josh Clover).  In discussing Robertson's Debbie, An Epic he states that it is a utopian work,  "a prismatic pastoral, gorgeously and adventuresomely typeset ... so that not even the physical matter of the text eludes ... decoration". (which almost sounds like a charge of stealing the textual and conceptual freedom of LangPo, without having to pay the price of politically-motivated relevance).  There is a sense in the post-LangPo work that Nealon offers that the poets are aware of "the frightening array of material that has become commodified in late capitalism", but that it's nobody's fault in particular.  Nealon suggests that post-LangPo poets, such as Davies, follow Marx's dictate that the philosophers may interpret the world, but the point is to change it. 

All in all, a wonderful read.

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Actually, it occurs to me that the best possible accompaniment to this article is to read Jim's complete list of answers to Ask An Avenging Poet.

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I was tickled by Kasey's model of poetry as Twinkie + Creamy Center, and the rhetorical question:  What if a poet (e.g., Lisa Jarnot, Clark Coolidge, Lara Glenum) wants to write entirely in Creamy Centers?  Kasey's post was in partial response to Jonathan's hypothesis that poetry is "distinctive kind of thinking".  I tend to agree with Henry:

I guess I would question whether this is an either-or thing. Why can't a poem have meanings, which can be extrapolated from the poem, & yet retain its integrity & quiddity or whatever as an artistic end-in-itself? The sum is greater or different than its parts - the meanings are abstracted from the poem after all. But these meanings are also evidence of the poem's generative capacities.

All of this is getting at the idea that something besides the varieties of interpretation of the text is "taking the top of your head off".  Is epiphany localizable, like some kind of benign tumor?  Frankly, I think not.  But then, I have a hard time with considering poetry "a kind of thinking" in the first place.  This may be because I've spent a lifetime trying to get some precision into my thinking (and occasionally in the thinking of others), and what's going on in what I consider the best of poetry isn't about precision, exactly.  The payoff in poetry for me is in its potential for transformative ambiguity, reframing common experience in ways that heighten and reinterpret the details of life.  For others, poetry evokes the kind of pleasure a Turner painting may — hitting an emotional G-spot.  Now, that kind of poetry may be passé examples of SOQ, but who am I to say it's not a valid goal of the art? 

I can't be the only one who is amazed at what a poem turns out to say only after I've written it.  Poems like Patricia's wonderful Book of Watchers are so much more profound than their storyline and diction.  Its "creamy center" is, in fact, the sense of just barely understanding something extraordinary, something otherworldly, something in one's peripheral vision.  Even the couplings of plainspoken lines can evoke this through discordance and dialectic friction.

Jonathan also gets to the heart of this by pointing out that a poem's paraphrase is neither definitive nor adequate.  Quite so.  It seems to me another way of stating that a poem (at least a good one) is self-contained and complete, that any other instantiation is either redundant or deficient.

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Tony Tost has posted pictures from his wedding on his site, which should be un-RIP'ed (CART MASTER: Ninepence. DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! CART MASTER: What? CUSTOMER: Nothing. Here's your ninepence. DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! CART MASTER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead! CUSTOMER: Yes, he is. DEAD PERSON: I'm not! CART MASTER: He isn't? CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill. DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better! )

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July 10, 2005

Sunday Morning

On my short vacation this week, I had a lovely time with my sweetie, her mom, and her son.  The two-day journey was a circular route from  Longmont to Loveland to Estes Park, through the Rocky Mountains National Park, to Grand Lake, across the plateau, on to Winter Park (No Pain, No Jane), lunch in a casino in Blackhawk, video gaming at Dave and Busters, and lunch at The Med in Boulder.  That's me and Young Agent Smith racing go-karts in Grand Lake.

In an old post, Gary Sullivan defines flarf, something that I'd been wondering about (thanks to Kasey for the link).

Very good issue of BusinessWeek:  Multimillionaire and Master Spammer Christopher Smith, responsible for billions of emails for bogus drugs and fake college degrees, was arrested when he returned home to Minneapolis from his digs in the Dominican Republic.  Prospective clients for offices in the Freedom Tower are wary of the 1776-foot prospective terrorist target, which will be built at NYC's ground zero.  South Korea has issued a postage stamp honoring Hwang Woo Suk, the Seoul University stem-cell researcher.  Economists expect three more Fed rate hikes, largely in response to continuing real estate speculation.  Many physicians and researchers question the value of heart surgery in prolonging lives (over, say, drugs, exercise and dietary changes), but it's a $100 billion industry.  Nobody really knows what Bush is going to do with at least two open Supreme Court slots, but Big Business is lobbying for regulation-friendly justices, irrespective of their social conservatism.  Google has jumped again to over 50% of the search-engine market, at the expense of Yahoo! and MSN.  Independents are backing quietly away from the Republicans, with 69% dissatisfied with Congress, 67% believing that Bush will appoint an ideologically inappropriate successor, 60% calling the Iraq War a mistake, and 85% unimpressed with the current economic policy.  The Volkswagen scandal, which may lead to indictments, is a visible symptom of Corporate Germany's economic malaise, and largely a product of the co-determination laws that gives workers 50% of the seats on company boards.  Suddenly, Washington needs the U.N. (Iraqi supervision, Iran & South Korean sanctions, Kosovo peace-keeping) and the White House is pressuring Congress to drop proposed U.N. funding cuts.  What's 3 times the size of the Religious Right voting base, and the new target for business and savvy politicians?  Undocumented aliens.  Telephone companies, health insurers, banks, auto dealers, and mortgage companies are courting the 11 million (largely Hispanic) "illegals", and studies show that this group more than pays for state, local and federal services by their sales, income, and property tax payments.  Marc Rich, the famous 70's era trader, indicted for tax evasion and pardoned in Clinton's last days, has spawned a network of oil traders who have worked with pariah oil producers (Libya, Iran, African dictatorships, Saddam Hussein's Iraq), earning billions by moving the petroleum products around before selling most of it to the major oil companies.  Harry Potter VI will be the biggest yet, with a press run of 10.8 million, the largest of any book in history.  The latest craze among dog fanciers is poodle cross-breeds (Labradoodles, schnoodles, goldendoodles).

I was reading Jonathan's blog, and then Mike's blog, and then Josh's blog, and then Jim's blog, and then Reb's blog, and then Kirsten's blog, and then Kasey's blog, and then Laurel's blog, and then David's blog, and then Sabrina's blog, and then Ginger's blog, which led me to Seth's blog (which I've just discovered and added to the blogroll), which brought me back to Jim's blog and eventually Jordan's blog, which circuitously led me to Richard's blog and I'm sure I missed a few in there.  Christ, it's easy to get sidetracked.  I was led astray somewhere in there by Seth's open letter to Peter, about whose recent article in Poetry I was, I suppose, less than glowing.  Seth, who apparently shared The Undergraduate Experience with Peter at Dartmouth, shares this observation:

Poet-bloggers do not "publish" or "broadcast" each entry as though it were a missive to Art; they gather, they gossip, they encourage, they approve, they jest, they ridicule, they share, they form a community no more or less amenable to having its every tick-tock committed to the august pages of the nation's oldest poetry journal--and really, what a dishonor to that revered journal, to see it done--than any other community of friends whose common interests draws them nearer one another than to others.

... which I thought was a pretty dandy summarization of our community, our disharmony, our pissing matches and common affliction.   In an attempt to recuse myself from this particular altercation, let me say that I've known Seth for a large percentage of his adult life, albeit it an Internet kind of knowing, and like him a great deal, and think he is very talented poet, even if he was the ONLY one to score higher than I on one of those IQ tests that someone URL'd over at Alsop's.  Oh, and he's been in DQ, and I haven't, the rat.  But, I digress.

Time's cover article is The Supreme Battle, which outlines the outside interests spending millions to lobby for their kind of Supreme Court justice.  (Why do so many conservative groups have names like The Judicial Confirmation Network, The American Center for Law and Justice, and Progress for America?  Makes you want to quote Gary Oldman's great line to the shapeshifting alien in Fifth Elementnever be ashamed of who you are.)  In case you've been on another planet in the past few years, the issues at stake with a Court reshuffling include abortion restrictions, separation of church and state, gay rights, death penalty enforcement, the right to die, affirmative action, and states's rights.  Good article on the down-to-earth, swing-voting ex-ranching girl, Justice Sandra Day O'Connor.  Time analyses their management's decision to divulge Matthew Cooper's source, and one law professor suggests that Congress will have to pass a shield law, as the Supreme Court is expected to reject the press's right to keep a source confidential (and still no major article on Rove's part in the outing of Plame).  In Letter from Baghdad, Aparisim Gnosh comments on the continuing deterioration of daily life (there is less power generation, oil production, and water availability than a year ago).  Hugo Chávez continues to play the role of  Castro Mini-Me, and is expected to be reelected for another 6 years of oil-financed social programs and pulling on Uncle Sam's beard.  Want to get into the real estate frenzy?  Towns in Wyoming, Minnesota and Kansas will give you free lots for a home, but you have to agree to live and work there.  Scientists question the accuracy of testing companies that promise to trace your mitochondrial DNA back to your roots (including Oprah's recent announcement that she hails from Zulus).  Congress is considering the Dream Act, which would "clear the legal thicket" by permitting undocumented alien high-schoolers to avail themselves of in-state college tuition (they can't now in most states).  Peter O'Toole's in the Anglified version of Lassie, and a large yawn for War of the Worlds.

I'm looking forward to calling an old buddy who found me via this weblog.  My friend, let's call him F, is the single most extraordinary human being I've ever met.  When we met at a Pomona College, he was borrowing tools from the wood shop to swap out one engine for another in his Chevy.  He was average-sized, reasonably well-built, and possessed a Black Belt in something, which was why none of our dorm mates gave him much grief when he agonized over Hearts bidding in our Tournaments.  Half the time, he was sleeping over with an attractive coed at Pitzer, the rest of the time he was, amazingly, doing well enough in Physics to be awarded a Phi Beta Kappa key.  When he wasn't making booze from a still of his own design for all the fraternities.  After I left for Johns Hopkins, he finished school and told everyone he was going to be a cop in Dallas.  It was his idea of a joke:  in the next few years, he lived in Mexico, traded bonds, obtained an ABD in Pharmacology, and got an MD in Emergency Medicine. Somewhere in there, he visited me to swap out the clutch in my Jag Roadster.  He'd owned one at 16, and could damn near take it apart and put it back together blindfolded.  In fact, he still bears the scars of less-than-perfect stitchwork when they patched up his face the night he was thrown 60 feet through the windshield of his XKE.   When I visited him in Detroit, he was thawing the pipes under his house with a homemade flame thrower, and when we wandered over to Detroit General, the nurses regarded him with the sort of awe deserving of a physician who would walk up to patient, take a look, and plunge a hypodermic into his heart.  Cath and I visited him in Tulsa, when he was working two ER shifts at two hospitals.  That was the weekend we found out he was raising hundreds of quail in his basement, owned an arms factory, and had a letter from Ronald Reagan reminding him not to ship machine guns to the Argentines.  We visited his soybean farm on the Arkansas River, and he showed my son how to fieldstrip a greasegun.  About the time I left for Europe with my family, F was thinking about going to law school.  I can't imagine what he's been up to in the last 15 years.

I keep reading how the world is simply awash in money.  Fortune, always a kick to read if only for the advertising, reports that private equity firms are so swollen with investor funds that business owners looking for capital are increasingly getting the upper hand in negotiations.  Wealthy (mainly Latino) collectors are turning Miami into a major center for art exhibition.  Two major banks are introducing derivative instruments that would permit you to hedge against macroeconomic changes, including options on nonfarm payroll, retail sales, and jobless claims.  "Bespoke" watches, commissioned time pieces created by Patek Philippe, Cartier, and Piguet, have risen dramatically in value over the last two decades, and now regularly go for hundreds of thousands of dollars at auction.  Other hot investment items include German modern-era photographic art and vintage Hawaiian shirts.  Mixed Blessings reports that parental narcissism of the affluent adversely affects their children's development (duh).  There are now one million non-profit, non-church charitable organizations, up from 350,000 twenty years ago.  In a refreshingly different article, Fuel Fossils documents the rapidly declining production levels of the world's major oil fields (Prudhoe Bay, the North Sea, Saudi Arabia), noting that only 100 fields account for half the world's oil, and many are over 50 years old.  Advertising entries include Rolls Royce, The Aspen Private Jet Club, Gary Lee Price Studios, Bluefish Concierge services, Allied Yacht Charter, The Residences at Ritz-Carlton (Grand Cayman, starting at $2.9 million), and dozens of money-management firms.

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July 04, 2005

Happy Birthday, America

Chicago was glorious:  68 degrees and the wind off Lake Michigan, as I walked around the loop with my son, buying "stuff" for his dorm room at Columbia College.  Just before leaving for the airport to come home, I called him to ask how his first night in the University Center went, and he described the building as one huge target-rich environment for babes.

For the second time in a year, a good friend from the past has found me because of this weblog.  Google is a wonderful thing.  Speaking of which, The Economist has a sidebar on Google, noting that the firm is notoriously cagey about discussing its projects or revenue expectations.  At a recent "factory tour", reporters were introduced to the company's chef (the Chief Food Office), and made privy to important company statistics, such as the number of pounds of wheatgrass consumed at the cafeteria.  A long article discusses the similarities with the current Chinese buying spree, and the asset acquisition binge that the Japanese went on two decades ago (e.g., Pebble Beach, the Sears Tower) — concluding with the suggestion that in both cases they paid to much for too little, and Congress shouldn't be getting their knickers in a twist over CNOOC's Unocal bid.  GDP and life expectancy have been drifting south for three decades in sub-Saharan Africa, and the hope is that recent promises of aid and trade will improve African lives (as opposed to ending up in various dictators' Swiss bank accounts).  Democrats are gearing up for battles for control of the judiciary, as Sandra Day O'Connor announces her retirement, just prior to the expected stepping down of Chief Justice Rehnquist.  Meanwhile, Republicans are introducing a bill to split the large, left-leaning 9th Circuit Court of Appeals in to two or three jurisdictions (permitting Bush to appoint even more justices).  Hugo Chávez, Venezuela's socialist president, wants to take some of the country's $30 billion in foreign reserves and divert it to a fund for education and health projects, a fund that Chávez would have direct control over without having to consult the legislature.  After ignoring it for a couple of hundred years, China has decided to renovate Xanadu as a tourist site.  The Dirty Little Secret in Iraq is that the insurgency is almost entirely supported by the Sunnis, and both Iraqis and the Bush Administration are bending over backwards to include them in governance by percentages that exceed their numbers.  The Russian Army is a nightmare of virtual slavery and abasement for draftees; corruption and brutality has led to high levels of desertion.  The French make a lot of noises about the ills of (mainly American) globalization, but France remains the 5th largest exporter in the world.  The U.S. calls it "extraordinary rendition", but Italian justices call it kidnapping and have indicted 13 CIA officials for the capture and transportation to Egypt of "suspected terrorist" Hassan Mustafa Osama Nasr in late 2003.  Unfunded health and pension liabilities for state and local employees is stupendous:  California alone has $36 billion in such liabilities, and $895 million currently set aside for them.  At a cost of $12 billion, a project to design and build the world's first nuclear fusion reactor will begin in France, funded by an international consortium (e.g., Japan, Russia, China, the U.S.) in hopes of finally implementing clean nuclear power generation.



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I've backended the blog with MySQL, so it may be a little faster to navigate. I've also added a plug-in that closes entries for comments after 7 days. It was necessary, as I was getting upwards to 100 spam comments per hour on some days.

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July 01, 2005

ChicagoLand

I missed mentioning the rest of the Poetry humor issue in my last post.  The Letters to the Editor are wholly contrived, filled with over-the-top version of the usual nonsense that shows up there, to wit:  "Dear Editors:  First, let me say that I am a poet and fellow sufferer."  After the news item that the United Comradeship of Language Poets has opened its first theme park (F(u)"n "W//orL=d), there's the notice that the White House has elevated Dana Gioia to Chairman of the Divine Endowment of All Art Of All Kinds Everywhere In The World Amen.  Don't be drinking beer when you read the News Notes, or some of it will dribble out your nose.  Here's an excerpt:

The program has been announced for next year's AWP Conference in Celebration, Florida.  Featured speakers and topics include:

John Ashbery:  Getting Over the Hump:  The Four Hundredth Book

Louise Glück:  Glück, Glück, Glück:  It's an Umlaut, You Stupid Fucks

William Logan:  Kill Your Inner Child:  Reviewing as Therapy

Geoffrey Hill:  Squeezing the Telos:  Why I Watch "The Bachelor"

Billy Collins:  How To Write a Book of Poetry While Playing Golf

Jorie Graham:  Toward a Long View of Art, or This Will All Make Sense When You're Dead

Evan Boland:  Women and Ireland and Poetry and Women and Ireland and Poetry Women and Ireland and Poetry!!!

Adrienne Rich:  Jiving Into the Wreck:  Shakin' the Groove Thang in Your Golden Years

Sharon Olds:  Licking the Eggplant:  Staying Creative in the Kitchen

Robert Pinsky:  Why I Should Be Chairman of the Divine Endowment Of All Art of All Kinds Everywhere in the World Amen

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I'm off to Chicago tomorrow morning to install my son in Columbia College for a six-week session to prepare him for next year's academic start.  I'm hoping to see my buddy, the kickass Chicagoland poet Frank Matagrano.  I love Chicago.  Too bad it generally takes an AWP to get me there.  Maybe with Derek installed in a dorm on Shoreline, I'll see more of it. 

Probably see you all again on Sunday.  Have a great Fourth.

 

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