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September 24, 2009

Numbered Ducks

No, it's not my snapshot, but I will probably be getting one just like it in 4 days.  Sunday, I leave for Minneapolis to meet Junie.  The next day, we take off on NWA to JFK to board the OpenSkies flight to Paris.  As they are a subsidiary of British Air, I'm hoping that they stay in business for the next two weeks. 

Junie and I have looked over various travel and restaurant guides.  Even though there are more acclaimed restaurants at this point (they lost two Michelin stars in the last decade), we decided to make a reservation at La Tour d'Argent, arguably the most famous restaurant in Europe.  We may still get to one of the higher-rated restaurants (e.g., one of Alain Ducasse's restaurants), but I can't go to Paris one more time without getting a numbered duck.  This is the specialty of La Tour d'Argent, and is formally known as Canard au Sangs, which is roughly translated as "bloody duck".  The restaurant has a farm outside of town dedicated to raising them, and there are flying ducks everywhere in the Flash pages of their web site.   Here's what PlacesInFrance.com says:

"Tour d'Argent and Canard au Sang Duck Cuisine The duck dish called the Canard au Sang, which is also known as bloody duck or pressed duck, is the main speciality of the Tour D'Argent restaurant, and is also one of the reasons why this restaurant has become so famous throughout the world. It was back in 19th century that the owner of the Tour d'Argent, Frederic Delair, became famous when he created the ritual of the Canard au Sang, which is a very complex dish of duck, when he declared that every duck should bear a number and this ritual still carries on today. For the dish to be prepared they need specific culinary equipment in the form of a certain type of press and the Tour d'Argent has two of these, both by Christofle in solid silver, and there is always one on display, but as a back up in case the one in use has to be sent back to Christofle for repair. It was only a short while after inventing the recipe that includes cognac and Madeira, the tradition of numbering each duck started and a little card was produced and handed to the recipient of the meal confirming this."

So, I'm expecting to come out of the restaurant with certificate in hand.  The certificate numbers are now well over a million, which, as anyone can tell you, is a lot of ducks.   I'm expecting to get into the restaurant in a sports coat and tie, since that's the only way they let you in.  I was thinking of bringing my vintage Star Wars tie with Princess Leia, and Luke, and Hans and the Wookie on it, but Junie nixed that idea.  So, I'll just bring my cowboy wedding jacket, a white shirt, and something subtle in the way of a tie.

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In anticipation of culinary wonderment in France, I've been eating simply, or what passes for simply where I'm concerned.  The Longmont Farmer's Market has been my answer to Eating Locally lately, and every Saturday I run over and pick up:  a pound of fresh lettuces; as many giant heirloom tomatoes as I really think I can eat in a week; a bag of oyster, shiitake and lions beard mushrooms from this dour guy who seems to find my actually buying them objectionable (particularly at $5 a bag); nice non-heirloom tomatoes for other purpose (most of the organic tomato vendors have 20-pound boxes of canning tomatoes for $20); a couple of bunches of fresh basil.  On one occasion, I bought a bottle of local white wine.  Last time, I bought a nice bunch of basil with roots intact.  I put them in a vase and have been clipping off leaves as I need them all week.

As for eating simply:  I've eaten risotto for 7 days.  Well, maybe there's a bit of paella in there.  I started with a simple risotto recipe with Arborio, chicken stock, saffron and a small handful of Parmesan at the end.  The next day, I added asparagus and sautéed shallots.  The next day, I sautéed up some of the mushrooms that I got at the farmer's market and threw them in.  The next day, I made a separate small batch of rice with sautéed red peppers and the next day yellow peppers and the next day orange peppers.  Somewhere in there, I started throwing in shrimp, after Ms. Emily got her obligatory 2 shrimp for dinner snack.  Tonight, I made another batch to meld with the original batch, adding more red peppers, some sautéed calamari, and frozen peas.

So, I guess this is more like Stone Risotto.

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I'll leave you with a poem:

 

Poem That Begins With An Excerpt From Bertrand Russell’s Biography And Proceeds to Paradox

… and it turned out on logical analysis that there was an affinity
with the ancient Greek contradiction about Epimedies the Cretan,
who said that all Cretans were liars
. Though Crete is now divided
on the question, sipping thimbles of dark coffee at one end, ouzo
 

at the other. Far from Paris, where your young Greek girlfriend
screams at you on the second tier of the Eiffel Tower. Yesterday
Melina fancied a limited print propped up against the Quay
that would be perfect in the dining room of the small house

you mean to have when you’re both sure of things. Someone was juggling
on the broad concrete foyer of the Pompidou: a badminton birdie,
a bowling ball. A chainsaw would have completed the flashback
to Venice Beach where you first saw Melina walking nine dogs
 

on the Strand, when you likened her to the sun among those yapping
planets. You ran your finger around the tight inside of your collar,
and recited Pi to twenty-one place. She held your face in her right hand
and the dogs in her left. One thing led to another.
 

~~~

In the Metro, you watched a woman arrange her hair, as only
the French can manage without self-consciousness. While Melina
contemplated baby names that echoed in the small tiled tunnel:
Alexandra, Anaxamander, even Paris. Names that provide an identity
 

even before personality steps in to contradict. An old man sold her
a lottery ticket from a long flimsy ribbon of them pinned
to his lapel, and you told her how you admired her grasp of nomenclature,
numerology. Piaf smoldered from the PA system, or someone

close enough. Melina stopped dead in the turnstile: “Why
do you lie to me?” Melina, the pragmatist, who loathes
anyone who doesn’t loathe themselves, now perched
on a railing, one hand grasping the metalwork, the other waving.
 

~~~

A man on the ground with a pipe between his teeth mumbles “Jump if you must.”
And you say to her, “I have always loved you, we only needed to meet”,
so she lowers herself to the cold metal platform and moves to you as you
sign up to reconcile her self-worth with your self-doubts. Five thousand miles

from your family of liars, 23 years since your first kiss. 120 meters above
the vendors and barge traffic, from which you descend, arms around
each other’s waist, doves mourning in the Tower’s chords. The man no longer
has his pipe and smiles as you pass, as if he know he’s only here for affirmation,

and a sunset that began in Athens stretches across the long walk to the cab stand.
A thousand ships depart from Marseilles. Melina’s already asleep in your lap.
On a whim, you say you’d like to go to Illium. The taxi man smiles
beneath a full mustache, puts the flag up, points the cab east.

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September 10, 2009

I Am Not The Smartest Person In The World, Alas

For the longest time, I thought I was the smartest person in the world.  It turns out, however, that Cecil Adams is.  He has been "Fighting Ignorance Since 1973 (It's taking longer than we thought)".  Cecil will answer any question that you ask him.  Like, "Can you tan through glass?" and "Why don't we ever see pictures of the floating island of garbage?" and "Why do Europe and Asia count as two continents?" and "If I had super strength, could I squeeze coal into diamonds?".  Sure, I could answer most of those questions, but not "Why is fecal matter always brown?" 

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I stopped at this rather run-down gas station today on my way back from mailing a gift package to my buddy Alejandro in Málaga.  Well, actually in Alhaurin de la Torre, but it's just outside of Málaga.  Alejandro is the sweetest human I know outside of Sweet Junie, and sent me a beautiful still life in oil last month, just because he wanted to.  Naturally, Junie and I wanted to reciprocate, so we rustled up a number of Western-themed items and I packed them up and went to www.usps.com and filled out the customs stuff online and slapped them into a FedEx clear sticky envelope and Bob's your uncle.  But, I digress.  I was at this run-down gas station and walked into their "convenience store".  It was the damndest thing, no more than 6 feet by 12 feet inside, housing a checkout counter in front of a cigarette rack.  Behind me (as I stood at the counter) were two walls with pegboard and a zillion items for sale, hanging from clips.  They had even squeezed a drinks cooler and an ATM in there, as well as two shelves above them and a multi-level shelf system at the checkout.  And what did they sell in this 72 square feet besides Coke and cigarettes?  Here's what I saw with a single 15-second sweep of the eye:  pain relievers; Jumbo condoms; Indian joss sticks; a set of drill bits; ashtrays with a couple in various positions from the Kama Sutra; a water buffalo carved in some exotic wood; motor oil; ten kinds of jerky; composition books like you used in grade school (well, I did); a wide variety of Magic Markers; the largest collection of car air fresheners I've seen in a while; a fold-out driving map for Missouri.  Mind, you, that was with a single slow scan of the place.

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I've always liked McDonald's Filet-O-Fish because it's delicious, even though it's probably a terrible allocation of calories.  Looks like the actual fish in it (the hoki) is getting harder to find.

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Yes, I loved O's speech.  Yes, I know it doesn't solve everything.  Yes, I know that he refuses to call the right out for the rascals they are.  If there's anything Junie's taught me, it's that slow and steady really does sometimes win the race.

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Paris:  two week away.  We're down to details now, like how do I activate worldwide roaming on my Android G1 (yes) and do I have to dial a country code to the US when I'm in France (no).  And, do I have a European power cord to pack for my laptop adapter (yes, plenty of them).  And should I pack the 7-in-1 SD/MMC/whatever reader so that Junie can download the pix from her camera (yes).  And how many bags should I bring?  Northwest, our carrier to NY, charges an arm and a leg, but OpenSkies gives us three bags for free.  (answer:  2, both modest).  Should I bring a jacket and tie?  (yes, might just want to go someplace really special). 

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Work:  we're porting Linux and getting Android working on a Freescale processor and writing programs that demonstrate the usefulness of touchscreens and fixing a manufacturing application and quoting on various projects to write systems software on various processors.  Yesterday, I wrote a program that simulated a wheel of fortune.  If you moved your mouse (or finger if you had a touchscreen) while you had the button down, and let up while you were moving the mouse (or your finger), the wheel would spin and decelerate in a very natural way that was also cool to watch (especially if you're partial to roulette).  Sometime, I am amazed that I get paid to do this stuff.

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I now have 21,556 comments, of which 99.99% are spam.  I need to log into my MySQL server and clean them out.  Maybe tomorrow.

September 07, 2009

What About Whimsy?

Long slog, no blog.  I'm not sure it's in spite of the recession, or because of it, but I've been really busy with work the past few months. 

Whimsy Speaks (the proper name for this blog, no matter what the banner says) is now five years old.  Hard to imagine, really.

Sweet Junie has continued detailed planning for our Paris trip, which is now less than 3 weeks away. 

Meanwhile, Der has gone back to Columbia.  He's in most of the top bands and ensembles and is starting soon as lead guitar for a signed artist.  That's all I can say, except that I'm proud of him.  Der got back from his California hitchhiking adventure with Max, and I have hundred of photos to prove that he thumbed his way through everything from ex-hippies to cops-with-an-attitude.  Ky is back at his prior software job and about to join a particular development team he had his eye on.  Both Der and Ky seem to have caught the buff bug.  Ky is cycling and deep-dipping and Der is hitting the gym and eating power bars 6 times a day.  Ky just got back from the Blizzard conference, where he was consistently recognized as Hordak of the fabulously successful Octale and Hordak vs The World Internet Radio show.

Yes, I've read a lot of poetry in the past month.  Also, blogs and magazines.  I'll try to get to that tomorrow.  You know what Bob said:  "Baby Steps".

BTW, my Movable Type admin screen says I have 19,136 comments.  I suppose I should do something about that.