Thief-in-Chief?
Henry
envisions the institutionalization of flarf. Gabe will be the head
flarfiste, Kent will be the Original Sad Clown. Dissertations will be
written about "Jordan Davis, Drew Gardner, Gov. John Connolly, JFK, "Toenails"
Lantucci, Nada Gordon, Gordon Nado." ~~~ Stan
reads "Elmo". ~~~
Five years of flarf. ~~~
Misms, bionobte.
Flarf is out,
Captcha poetry is in. ~~~ Dale gets
serious: "If I had time, perhaps in some future article, I would argue
that Flarf needs to disassociate itself with the capitalist tendencies of tag
clouds and reinvest efforts in providing meaningful contexts for the
collective’s clearly intelligent attempts to account for the cultural
transformations of our time." ~~~ The 2009 FLARF
fact sheet. ~~~ Flarf on
MP3. ~~~ Flarf on
Harriet.
~~~
Do you have words that you know the meaning of but never actually say, maybe
don't even know how to say, that your eyes jump over and you don't even
try to subvocalize them? I have a number of them. One is
apparatchik.
~~~
Apparently,
not
everybody
loves Obama.
~~~
Just what we needed: a new
FICO
score.
~~~
America is officially bankrupt.
Or maybe
not.
~~~
The top ten financial crisis
buzzwords included naked shorts.
~~~
The
death of the billable hour?
~~~
Why would a
woman with 6 children be taking fertility drugs?