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August 31, 2007

And It's Not Even Presidents Day

I got my Abraham Lincoln yesterday a few short days after Paypal'ing to Kasey and Anne.  I went for the subscription, not wanting to devote my entire journal budget to the attractive Seventeen Year Plan (only $968).  I was laughing because it came the same day as Ploughshares, and I was thinking my head would probably explode if I read them at the same time.  As it turns out, the Ploughshares was all fiction, so the damage should be minimal.  As one would expect, AL is filled with sex, drugs, rock-and-roll, chickpeas, and very inventive writing.  The actual volume is much like 32 Poems, inexpensively bound, small enough to fit into your pocket, and generally appealing to your no-nonsense, it's-all-about-the-work sensibilities.  Gary Sullivan has a prose poem (well, I think that's what it is) about People Who Had Their Cake and Ate It Too which takes place at a county fair.  I was tickled to see osCommerce mentioned in the next poem a few lines below the "cute little nippy bottles" of Negro Modelo.  One has to expect intros such as CA Conrad's "when Mother first grew / tentacles from her / shoulders Frank found a / path of ink across his / breakfast ...", because, after all, this isn't your mother's poetry.  Alli Warren contributes a post-post-modern villanelle where many are dead and somebody eats meat and there's a party.  In the second poem, fish and chickpeas are consumed (which sounds pretty good, actually), and the third poem ends with "The only chocolate you find is the chocolate / you cook with", so my culinary-poetic inclinations were satisfied in 3 short pages (4, if you count Gary's Cakes).  Matt McCloud realigns an impersonal (" ... he has been assigned to segregation / will be taped from the torso up").  Rodney Koeneke describes Etruria, which was apparently "Napoleon's contrivance" ... actually there's a lot of contrivance in this poem, and "the postage stamp carries no stain of the eminence it represents", which I thought was a pretty damned fine line.  Sharon Mesmer reminds me that anyone who "thinks Starship Troopers was a good movie" is probably a true fascist, even though I always liked the movie with its weird outtake commercials for The Empire and the sad fact that the hero never got intimate with Denise Richards and how much Jake Busey looks like his dad.  Nada Gordon has a couple of poems where I could barely hang on like some carnival ride right up to the point where the "Tigers fuck on the carpet / You must eat your neck", which I admit threw me for a moment.  Omigod, Sandra Simonds "ate lint from an empty tin can of chickpeas".  There is a strange connection between A. Lincoln and garbanzos, but I'll be damned if I know what it is.  Shanna Compton does Tony Danza where everybody gets a guidebook, talks about "the internets" like George Jr., and find love "shoved up underneath that dumpster full of used avants".  Michael Magee wants to know Is It Just Me Or Is Lebanon Starting To Look A Little Foxy? which even includes an equation (internet = a defaced poster for a 10-yr-old sexpot).  Lanny Quarles is next up with Tzadik to Golem, Come in Golem!  in which you will find the delightful phrase "used in diagnostic sphygmology / by the Palace grannies".  Bill Luoma was almost unparseable, but I think that's what he wants to be ("stop the loach is tilting mobilinga I see sue / acqua bonnie hobbe katapepsi mountain dew").  Rachel Dakarian has 3 poems, including Sexxy War Kriminal where a broken dish can be reborn as a princess.  Drew Gardner mentions Limbaughs right before Katie Degentesh puts them in a title.  Weird!  Anyway, it's certainly a lot of fun and even deep in places, and you should go buy one before Kasey runs out of staples.

August 28, 2007

2B Continued Tuesday

Like most computer scientists of my age, my education included a fair amount of study in AI, computational linguistics, and compiler design.  Artificial Intelligence has always been a relatively politics-free discipline, though long battles have been fought about how best to accomplish its goals.  When it comes to AI, most people probably think of computerized chess programs, but natural language translation has been an active area for at least as long. I started learning about grammars (e.g., Backus-Naur Form) and studied Chomsky's work.  AI moved on and so did I, at some point (though I did write a couple of compilers over the years).  I have watched the LangPo Wars from a distance in the last decade, not really understanding the premises (computer science is a pretty apolitical discipline).  For this reason, I found Kent Johnson's article in Simon's second absent issue pretty interesting (thanks to Joshua for the link).  Charles Bernstein is quoted:  "Grammar, vocabulary, diction, form, and style reflect the power relations in a society. You can't change the society by changing your grammar[,] but any radical social, economic, or cultural change must necessarily come to terms with its rhetorics and its metaphors."  AI research has benefited greatly by advances in neurobiology and the cognitive sciences, but I don't know if the (now decades-old) assertions of the Language School have incorporated as much "outside research".  Kent certainly doesn't think so:  "I'd assumed, in other words, there had been an at least grudging recognition that Chomsky's dominant theory of Universal Grammar -- or else more recent research from Cognitive Linguistics on governing semantic frames that are largely shaped in childhood -- made any "Marxist" proposals about *grammar and syntax proper* as some kind of ideologic superstructural effect a problematic wager, to say the least".    Kent asks questions the way that I would, I suppose:  "Does grammar do this [reinforcing existing social orders] at phonological, morphological, and syntactical levels?"  I admit to being not well-read at all on the topic, and don't really have a dog in the fight.  It's just such a difference in viewpoint.  I might ask "how would we design a computer program that could pass the Turing Test?"  Bernstein might ask how, through word choice or animatronic gesture,  the political views of the programmer and sponsoring employer bolstered the existing power structure.  Not something I've ever thought much about (which makes me part of the problem?).

Funny enough, I do have sympathies for Bernstein's point of view.  Even if you throw out The Big Lie, false reasoning and other crude subterfuges, there remains the  demonstrated power in controlling the agenda.  The recent administration's success in getting publishing/broadcast outlets to use phrases like Global War on Terror, partial-birth abortion, liberal media, and death tax is a small example.  If you control the language, you get to fire off just the right neurons in the minds of many who don't care to think too hard about an issue.  On the other hand, it's not clear that these are grammatical ploys.

Simon speaks to much the same issue (not coincidentally) in a prior absent.

Coincidentally, Mathias Svalina is "an artificial intelligence program".

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I am reading Einstein's world-changing paper on Special Relativity (translated to English).  It had never occurred to me to do this, and (amazingly) you can get through almost all of it with basic calculus and geometry (let your eyes blur over the differential equations).  This gives me goosebumps.  I finally understand the Paradox of the Twins, about which I once wrote a poem.

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Reginald beats my record by sending out 300 submissions before his first acceptance (it took me 74) in an wonderful post in which Jorie Graham figures.  Rebecca reminds me that the total eclipse will be here just about when I usually get up.  Gabe posts some reviews of Rhode Island Notebook.  I like the cover of Laurel's new book.  Seth reports in from the Iowa program.  I'm still trying to find Henry in the picture.  I like Kasey's new blog photo, very Chandleresque.  Dylan and Ginsberg at Kelli's place


 

August 27, 2007

Gonzoless

In case you haven't heard, Gonzo is gone.  Only a dozen more to go, and then we can redirect the Potomac through the rest of the Augean Stables.

"Alberto Gonzales is the first attorney general who thought the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth were three different things. The President should nominate a new attorney general whose loyalty to the Constitution is greater than his loyalty to the Republican Party."

— Rep. Rahm Emanuel, D-Ill.
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I've gotten interested in all the services that Google provides.  I should have known more about them, but now I'm motivated (I found out that there's a Google office in Boulder).  The online apps are all organized on the trademark "clean" page at Google Labs.  First up is their simple web-page constructor.  I used it to add a one-page website.  Then, I downloaded and installed their Web Accelerator (which requires a DSL or cable connection, and I haven't had enough experience with it to know if it's helping my system).  Google Mars is like Google Earth, only, well, Martian.  I was zooming over the Marscape this morning to see if I left my car keys in the Moreux Crater Dunes.  Using Google Trends, and typing in "poetry", I discovered that although news references for poetry have been steadily increasing, actual searches for it have declined.  A similar application is available for music trends (Linkin Park is #1 and #2?).  Google's online source code searcher accepts regular expressions and pops up open source examples that match (I tried "Initialized empty Git repository" and it came up with a C module from the git package, as expected).  Google Transit helps you plan trips using public transit (only a few cities are available).  Google Sets creates a new set of items from your example.  I tried "pinksy, hass, collins, olds, levine" and it gave me a few of them back and also included links to "spiritual leaders", "life coach", and "die broke", the last of which cracked me up.  There is a second set of applications that have "made it out of the lab" and graduated to fully-supported Google App status.  These include Google Reader (an RSS feed aggregator), Google Docs and Spreadsheets and the even more comprehensive Google Apps (a web-based competitor for MS Office business), Google Desktop (which combines new customizable desktop wallpaper with search, sidebar, and other gadgets), Google Mail, Google News Alerts (that emails you alerts regarding topics of your choice), Google Groups (which takes you to forums and listserves, based upon topic),  Google Scholar (that helps you search scholarly papers; a search for "New Sincerity" took me here), Google Maps (I notice that my lawn needs mowing), Google Video (search videos by keyword(s)), Google Notebook (an online clipboard that you can access from anywhere), and a variety of applications accessible from your cell phone.  Those boys have certainly been busy.

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The latest Poets & Writers showed up.   Amongst the astounding number of ads for MFA programs, I found:  An article on the 50th anniversary of Jack Kerouac's On the Road.  Another on The Guerilla Poetics Project, a collective of poets and publishers whose activities include "sneaking poetry broadsides . . . into bookstores and libraries [within] . . . target books".  Small Press Points has a nice plug for Octopus Books and a quote by Zach Schomburg.  Literary MagNet provides short props for 1913: A Journal of Forms, Alehouse, Avery, Cadillac Cicatrix, and Rattle.  Teresa Weaver talks about losing her job as book editor for the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.  Peter Selgin borrows liberally from Bill Bryson in A Short History of Everything, which actually discusses his novel-writing.  Mark Allen Cunningham tells us how to read Cormac McCarthy and lauds his "lavish prose".  Edwidge Danticat (what a great name) is the feature (and cover) article discussing her Brother, I'm Dying.  Stephen Dixon talks about writing in his 70's (go, Stephen).  The story of Junot Díaz and his 11-year hiatus between novels.  Long article on the elfin Bin Ramke, our local editor of the Denver Review, who has survived the Foetry/CPS affair to go on to publish his 9th collection (it also mentions that he had an early love of mathematics, whodathunk?).   An Annual Look at Independent Presses includes our own Kristy Bowen's Dancing Girl Press (Der says he met Kristy briefly at the Columbia library last year).  Lightning Strikes Thrice discusses small presses that have won big awards, including Margie/IntuiT House for Troy Jollimore's Tom Thomson in Purgatory which won the National Book Critics Circle Award.  San Antonio's Wings Press has been literatontos for 30 years.  Timothy Schaffert on how to assist in book jacket design.  My favorite curmudgeon, John Poch, has an article called "Pimp My Writing", in which he advises CW profs to let students fall on their ass a little more often.  Zillions of more ads, awards, contests.  The Stadler Center for Poetry announces that G. C. Waldrep is the "New faculty member & Director, Bucknell Seminar for Younger Poets".  Good for you, GC. 
 

August 26, 2007

Sundae

I get a lot of spam in Russian.  I don't know why.  One sample from this morning was titled Быстро и качественно!!!  Babelfish says this means "It is rapid and qualitatively", which usually signals the beginning of a Viagra advertisement.  The email goes on to say "Реклама для Вашего бизнеса!!!":  which Babelfish translates as "Advertisement for your business", so perhaps it's a sales pitch.  There's a phone number and some bulleted points:  "Any form of payment", "we allow the complete report of server after the distribution", and "the preparation of mock-up free of charge on the given by you text. Before the payment we send mock-up to you to the assertion".  The email closes with "WE will free of charge consult you on any questions: the selection of base, reduction, picture in the letter, the composition of the text".  Perhaps this firm wishes to redo my website in Cyrillic.  The only other emails of note that I received this morning include one from Amazon suggesting (inexplicably) that I buy Desperate Housewives - The Complete Third Season and another advising me "this is not good.  If this video gets to her husband your [sic] both dead." with a bogus link to YouTube.

The German police arrested two men who poured a long ribbon of white powder across an Ikea parking lot as a trail for their jogging club.  The police thought this was some form of terrorist threat, until they figured out that the powder was flour.  In their defense, the men said that their club were composed of "drinkers with a running problem".

I've been reading Wikipedia today, after reading about Wikiscanner, a program/process that has unmasked various corporations and individuals who have modified Wikipedia for their own purposes.  I've always wondered how Wikipedia manages to survive as a credible source of information, given the thousands of pranksters who might be bored enough vandalize entries (it turns out that there is a lot of auditing by Wikipedia contributors, and Administrators can correct, reverse or delete errant changes).  I also wondered how Wikipedia entries come to be.  I mean, can I just start writing my autobiography?  Well, I can, but it is not advised.  There's nothing that prevents my adoring public from doing so, however, as long as they follow the Principle Rule:  all facts must be verifiable.  Following a virtual trail of breadcrumbs led me to entries on  Flarf poetry (in which Josh Corey, Kasey, Jordan, and Nada make an appearance) which links to Mr. Mohammad's entry, which led me after one hop to Lawson Fusao Inada (Oregon's Poet Laureate for 2006), and then to William Stafford to Robert Bly to George Plimpton to The Paris Review to Linda Gregg to American Poets to Dana Gioia to Jello to Ghostbusters 2 to England to T. S. Eliot to Poetry Magazine to Objectivist Poets to Ron Silliman to School of Quietude to Robert Archambeau (which turned out to be a Canadian ceramic artist, so I back-clicked) to Tony Tost to Walt Whitman Award to Geri Doran to Bread Loaf Writers Conference to C. Dale Young to Yaddo to Ted Hughes to Crow.  That seemed like a good place to stop and go read a little bit from Crow, which is probably the first real book of poetry which thrilled me.  I used to buy used copies at Powell's and give them to friends.  Powell's still has a used paperback for $7.50, Amazon has 15 of them for about the same price, and Alibris has a signed first edition for $500. 

Fox's Anchorwoman, a scripted reality show featuring "buxom blonde Lauren Jones" survived one episode before getting the axe.  Slate comments on the extent of TV's Aryan Sisterhood.  I particularly liked the Periodic Table of Blondness.  Slate also reports that the art market is about to tank, as hundreds of its patrons find out that their hedge fund bonuses have disappeared.  Take, for example, the plight of James Simons of Renaissance Technologies.  Last year he made 1.7 billion dollars.  Simons is a former mathematician and Renaissance Technologies employs almost 100 more of them (including physicists and statisticians).  The trading in their $27 billion Medallion Fund is entirely quantitative, and RT's computerized activity are so numerous that they sometimes account for 10% of all NASDAQ trades.

So, that's where Camille Paglia ended up.  She certainly has a lot to say without often saying anything.

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I made some more Potato-Leek Soup Colorado last night.  Safeway was out of leeks, so I substituted a pound of shallots.  I left out the saffron and used a whole big jar of roasted red peppers and a little more Tabasco than usual.  Instead of risking The Potato Glue Syndrome, I used my bigass KitchenAid mixer with the large hoop whisk attachment to get everything smushed up.  It came out less silky than usual, but the chunkiness was rather nice with french bread and a new Spanish red I found.

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I mentioned that WhimsyLand in its various incarnations is 3 years old today.  Turns out that it's Jilly's blog's birthday, too.  Jilly's funniest entry today is Poet Takes Extra 5 Minutes To Vague Up Poem:  "After completing a poem originally titled "Last Dawnbreak," local poet Keith Taylor spent five additional minutes removing verbs and punctuation in order to give the piece a level of vagueness more suitable for publication."  I don't know what it says about the state of poetics and publication that it took me a moment to realize that it was an article from The Onion.

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Our Robert Archambeau (not the Canadian ceramic artist) write an engaging piece on The Poet as Specialist.  I found out that Sir Walter Raleigh and I are not, in fact, poets.  That's why my masthead has all those other categories.
 

August 24, 2007

The Fifth Leg of Your Bed of Pleasures

I received another Poetry today.  So why do I tell you about it, this bastion of SoQ as some would say?  Heck, I dunno.  Poets keep moving to Chicagoland (perhaps to be close to all that money? OK, I'm just kidding.).  Poetry has a budget exceeding that of the next 100 largest litmags and there seems to be an underlying tension among their various editors and management about what they're really trying to accomplish, Barr's pronouncements notwithstanding.  I think it makes their editorial choices interesting, in the way that throwing bones or inspecting entrails might be.  If you believe in Ron's comprehensive theory of SoQ world domination, then you may wish to avoid Poetry.  On the other hand, when Rae Armantrout and Mary Jo Bang show up in Poetry, you have to figure some accommodation is in the works.

This month's issue has the largest percentage of not-previously-published-in-Poetry that I've ever seen, but that's probably because it's the Indian Poetry Translation issue.  Things start off interestingly with Marie Kinzie's Looking Forth.  It is one of those topographically-challenged poems with words all over the place, a feature made popular (along with underscores and parenthetical interludes) by Ms. Graham, and something I've seldom actually felt had a positive effect on my appreciation of the poem.  Nate Klug, an undergraduate at U of Chicago, had some nice work, most of it dreary, but fresh and competent:  "... Ash clots like fall leaves / dovetailing overhead, the rivermouth / one gaping skillet. ...".  Next up is Ms. Armantrout, whose work here appears to me quirky without managing to be engaging (Had): "And so I ask, / 'Do you need both / skies?' // I say keep / 'jets' and 'its' / consistent. // I suggest / again / that you strip down / while remaining calm."  What's a Poetry issue without its pastorals?  Here's Davis McCombs with The Last Wolf in Edmonson County:  "Then I stood below the pedestal of Dismal Rock / as shadows straggled up like sheep from the river."  Don Paterson provides the odd and chatty in rough IP (Two Trees):  "One morning, Don Miguel got out of bed / with one idea rooted in his head: / to graft his orange to his lemon tree. / It took him the whole day to work them free,".  Ruth Lilly Poetry Prize winner, Lucille Clifton, makes her debut in Poetry with sorrows:  "who would believe them winged / who would believe they could be // beautiful    who would believe / they could fall so in love with mortals". 

The Indian poets include Syamala Kallury, Shajahana, Kunwar Narain, G. S. Amur, Amrita Priam, Udayan Thakker, Ramakanta Rath, Akhtarul Iman, Navakanta Barua, Pradip Acharya, Chennaveera Kanavi, K. Ayyappa Paniker, Ka. Naa. Subramanyam, Vinda Karandikar, and Sunil Gangopadhyay.  Some were originally in English, some were translated by the author or others (e.g., Clinton B. Seeley).  I generally don't read translations aside from the occasional Beowulf, but these were a pretty imageful, if morbid group.  People are impaled on sharp poles, a dog dies in an old house, eunuchs sing a birthday song, a dead hand sticks up from the earth, a man picks his son's nose, an old woman spits into her hand, a man wants to kill his lover with a "coconut-and-molasses bonbon laced with arsenic", railway carriages hold the "charred bodies of men, women and children", a cobbler puts "a stitch or two across his stomach".  There are a lot of great lines in the body of work ("I am the fifth leg / of your bed of pleasures"), and the poems generally seem authentic and compelling, even in translation.

The prose section this month includes:  R. Parthasarathy's Indian Poetry Today, Kay Ryan's witty and succinct take on The Notebooks of Robert Frost, Brian Phillips's Poetry and the Problem of Taste (which manages to say a lot about alternative aesthetics without choosing up sides).  The letters to the editor consist almost exclusively of missives lauding Zbigniew Herbert, admiring Michael Hofmann's review, and slamming Alissa Valles's translations.

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I have two very poetic tomato plants.  They are big and green and sprawling and bearing fruit.  I ate the first tomato of the season last night.  This is just to say I wish I could have shared it with you.  It was delicious.

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I received an email from Daniel Nester regarding some readings.  The text included the most precise blurb I've ever seen, about a poet from L.A (Dana Spiotta):  "The hippest, funniest, most urbane and heartfelt account of life west of the 101 and north of the 10 to come along in years"

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Jonathan discusses innumeracy (happy birthday!).  A succession of percentages don't seem quite right.  I think it's mostly a matter of "common sense", by which I mean the familiarity of certain concepts when you work with them a lot.  I've read that Einstein did thought experiments for a decade before writing his seminal papers in 1905.  Imagine how strange his views must have seemed, even to himself, when he first began to dream them up.

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Joshua advises the Poetry Foundation to spread a little money around locally, instead of funding white elephant awards (which I thought was a pretty funny description, considering that I've entered the Emily Dickinson competition again).  The Foundation certainly seem to be on an award-giving binge.  There are awards for critics, humorists, verse dramatists, neglected masters, children's poetry writers, and old guys.  It would be fun to see awards for elliptical poets, flarfists, and New Sincerists.

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Sunday, this blog will be three years old.  Crag's blog is four (and has had a lot more customers).  Keep up the good work, Mr. Hill.

August 19, 2007

Interesting Things

It has seemed to me recently that our blogging community has reached a certain level of maturity.  Many bloggers have been defining (or defending) what they do on their blog (CDY and Kasey come to mind).  I understand this need to look back and think about why we're doing this.  I started out avoiding personal details and trying to focus on topics, but there is this insidious motivation to write our lives.  Part of the compulsion derives from the fact that memories are lost without retelling.  You get on a roll and all of a sudden you're writing about the time your second wife tango'd with the steward on your only Caribbean cruise.  My buddy Scoplaw has posted some rules for blogging.  One of them was:

What I’d like to do with the blog is to create a record of my experiences and tell a few stories along the way.  Often those stories here, like all stories, are distorted for various reasons.  However, given the nature of blogging, I also deliberately distort things.  I may want to protect someone’s identity, I may want to skip extraneous details and get to the heart of something, I may combine several stories or scenarios to give readers a flavor for what some sort of “typical” experience is, so on, so forth.  Poets lie to tell the truth.  Which is why Plato gave us the boot from the Republic.

This sounds perfectly reasonable.  I suppose we all embellish our stories.  I try to recall experiences accurately, but I'm sure the storytelling get the better of me at times. 

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I admit that there are things in the common culture that I don't understand.  For example, I've never text-messaged even once.  It makes me feel very buggywhipish.  Anyone with children (such as my two wonderful sons) delays the inevitable out-of-touch-edness for a while, but it sets in eventually nonetheless.  The usual symptoms are 1) not recognizing even one of the 10 artists on music's top ten, 2) wondering if that stud in the brow of your hair stylist doesn't really hurt, 3) feeling a little nervous that your loved ones have only cell phones and no land lines.  There are probably another dozen I could think of, actually.  For example, I think I must be the only one on the planet who doesn't understand what CDY means when he says:  Clue:  Andromeda Strain.

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Interesting Things

Gabe's book is available for pre-order, and it's a LOT longer than 122 pages:  Generally, the writing gets better, less turgid, less corny, less kitschy, more precise, detailed, and happier, as the book progresses. My own sense is that this is indicative of the driver moving out of negative, self-involved mindstates—in which he was deeply embroiled.

Becca mentions that Suzanne has a review of Radish King: The collection opens with a woman preparing for a voyage. Her ship has a mast, she is going alone, arrangements have been made for the children, and the vessel we learn is not a ship, but a boat. The boat as vessel and the woman as vessel are in fact one and the same.

Robert's fascinating discursion on why the Right Wing isn't funny:  Major Premise: Comedy is inherently subversive of authority.

TT posts infrequently, but it's usually worth waiting for:  What I would want to discuss is the way I believe these above figures (James, Stein, et al) are engaged in a projection of immediacy, and that a full aesthetic experience of their works calls forth a similar, experimental projection of immediacy by the audience.  I think this is what Olson was trying to get at in the Special View of History when he talks about Keats’ negative capability as the “inch of steel” that “wrecks Hegel.”

 

August 18, 2007

There's a Hummus Amongus

Junie has adopted this interesting culinary protocol that involves salads and proteins and nutrients and such, all ranked and lined up in a table that dictates her meal selections.  One of the many interesting variants in one section of the spreadsheet is the ghanoush/hummus family.  The reason that I group these two delights is that they share all the same ingredients except for the starchy base.  Chickpeas (garbanzo beans) are much more than a starch of course – they are relatively high in protein quality.  Eggplants (or aubergine, a much lovelier moniker) have less fat, but lower-quality protiens, and nowhere near the dietary fiber.  Tahini, made from sesame seeds, has about the same nutritional value as eggplants.

The basic hummus recipes all start out with garlic, lemon juice, tahini, and chickpeas.  A typical ratio is:

(1) 14-ounce can of chickpeas
Quarter-cup of tahini
Quarter-cup of lemon (one medium lemon squeezed)
(1) clove of garlic, roughly chopped as it's going to get blenderized anyway

I've tried twice as much tahini, which gives the hummus a mild tang.  I've also tried more garlic, which is terrific if you like a punch and will be sleeping on the couch tonight anyway.  The recipe scales nicely up to about 4 times the ingredient amounts shown above.  At that point, you probably have at least a quart of hummus, so I hope you have a lot of pita bread in the freezer.

The great thing about hummus is that it only takes 3-5 minutes to make and lasts for a week or more in a refrigerated container (and a couple of months frozen).  As usual, you can use a blender (particularly if you like your hummus gooier), but a food processor will give you better control.  Dump the chickpeas into the blender/food-processor, along with the tahini, lemon juice and garlic – that's right, everything goes in and there's nothing to cook.  At this point you have your basic hummus.  Alternatives at this point, including adding:

  • Either a quarter-cup of water or up to an eighth-cup of olive oil (I always do the latter, as it gives you a satiny hummus with more ooomph)
  • Add another garlic clove if you dare
  • Add a quarter-teaspoon of paprika, or wait and sprinkle some on the top of the hummus after it's done
  • Toss in an eighth-cup of either bland pitted black olives like your mother put on your nachos, or better yet pitted Kalamata or small black Nicoise olives
  • Throw in a tablespoon of cumin (which I ALWAYS do, but then I love cumin)
  • For a beautiful hummus, throw in a quarter-cup of roasted red peppers
  • You will probably need some salt (usually 1 teaspoon is called for), but I find with olives, red peppers and cumin, you don't need much
  • For the adventuresome among you, try a pinch of cayenne or a couple of shakes of Tabasco
  • Some recipes call for adding a handful of fresh parsley at the end of the processing, but you can also sprinkle it on the top of the finished product

That's it!  If you don't like the way it turns out, just add some more chickpeas and tahini (which will bland it out), and add back more of what it's missing.  Hummus (and baba ghanoush) are great media to experiment with, as well.  I've seen it prepared with sautéed spinach, sun-dried tomatoes, and black beans substituted for the chickpeas.  I've also seen lemon juice swapped out for lime juice, for a more tropical flavor (for example if you use black beans and cilantro).

Baba Ghanoush is made exactly the same way, except that you have to bake some eggplants.  Baba ghanoush always reminds me of Baba Yaga, the old witch in the Slavic fairy tale whose house had chicken legs. 

Preheat the oven to 400 degrees and bake the whole eggplants for about 30 minutes until tender.  When the eggplant is done, let it cool a bit, then cut it into halves and scoop out the eggplanty goodness.  This replaces one can of chickpeas in the recipe above.  You can also create a mélange, using both chickpeas and eggplant, if you wish, which will give you a little stiffer result.

Okay, you have these great dips now.  What do you dip with?  The traditional scooper are wedges of pita bread, but crudités are pretty typical, too:  broccoli, grape tomatoes, steamed asparagus and cauliflower, baby carrots, or what have you.

August 15, 2007

Six Words

Walsenburg Update:  The Rio Cucharas Motel turned out to be pretty decent (if creepy).  They did have everything promised in the web-listing:  double outdoor tennis court, indoor pool, restaurant.  The tennis court surface was a beautiful adobe and these amazingly lovely giant sunflowers were growing through the net.  The indoor pool and restaurant have been closed since the Ford administration.  The room was spacious, however, and cost only $53 which included state, city and local hotel tax.  Ally, John, Junie and I imbibed various libations and played a game in which one had to identify famous quotes.  If you got one right, you received a marble representing one of the 9 planets (Pluto was reinstated for the game), which we would lay out on the carpet as our own personal solar system.  I thought the Earth marbles were particularly nice, blue with cloudy swirls of white.  Neither the marbles nor the interplanetary distances were, thankfully, to scale.  Alys's Restaurant (no, you can't get anything you want) was packed and for good reason:  Alys is apparently closing up shop and was outdoing herself with an outstanding menu, decent wine list, and unavoidable dessert tray. 

Junie is leaving for Eau Claire again tomorrow morning and I'm starting to get the blues already.  We knocked off three or four Cox & Rathvon cryptic puzzles on this trip, perhaps a new record.  Movies watched included Hot Fuzz (no Shaun of the Dead), Babel (not bad, Cate is eerily beautiful as usual), Wild Hogs (ugh), The Darwin Awards (amusing), and Avenue Montaigne (a diverting mini-Amelie). 

Sandra's recent poem post, Another Failed Poem about the Greeks,  cracked me up: His sword dripped blood, His helmet gleamed. / He dragged a Gorgon's head behind him. // As first dates go, this was problematic".

We're the champions of military budgets and toy imports.

Crag continues posting Six Word Stories.  This exercise is presumably motivated by the famous story attributed to Ernest Hemingway:   "For sale:  baby shoes, never worn."

I've read countless articles now about The Departure of Turdblossom.  I think the funniest quote is from Wonkette:  "While before there were a bunch of hacks, an idiot and sociopath working at the White House, now there are just the hacks and the idiot."  I still think he looks like that Nazi psychopath, only doughier.

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"I have declared that poetry had exhausted the possibilities envisaged in the vision of the utterable that engendered it, and become a stage for postures of poetic utterance, contests of skill in exhibiting vision of oneself, and oneself, as theme of the uniquely all-utterable." – Laura Riding Jackson, 1928.  More at John's place.  And sadly, he's right.  Bernstein does look a bit like Cheney.

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Emily notes the Slate article on The Craft Vote.  Honestly, I don't understand Those People.  I run into them at Michael's when I'm buying picture frames and they're always sorting through various colors of decoupage goop.  Or buying $140 worth of foil appliqués for their scrapbooks.  Or purchasing new heart-shaped dies for their punchy-machine-thingies.  I have no idea what they ultimately do with the crafts they make.  They kinda scare me.

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"Four hundred years ago, Francis Bacon warned that our minds are wired to deceive us. "Beware the fallacies into which undisciplined thinkers most easily fall--they are the real distorting prisms of human nature." Chief among them: "Assuming more order than exists in chaotic nature." Now consider the typical stock market report: "Today investors bid shares down out of concern over Iranian oil production." Sigh. We're still doing it."  From The Black Swan, not this one (which goes for about $5k), that one.

August 10, 2007

Friday Slushpile

From the "Me & Bobby McGee" File:  "We look upon authority too often and focus over and over again, for 30 or 40 or 50 years, as if there is something wrong with authority. We see only the oppressive side of authority. Maybe it comes out of our history and our background. What we don't see is that freedom is not a concept in which people can do anything they want, be anything they can be. Freedom is about authority. Freedom is about the willingness of every single human being to cede to lawful authority a great deal of discretion about what you do."  – Rudy Giuliani, 1994 (or was that 1984?)

Interesting article in The Atlantic, The Rove Presidency, in which Joshua Green opines why The Great Shift didn't occur as Karl had expected – a change in national policy and public behavior like those during Lincoln's, McKinley's, and FDR's administrations.  The main reason was Rove's insufferable hubris, his mistaking tactics for strategy and strategy for execution, complete contempt for Democratic lawmakers, and the slow-but-effective results of treating Congressional Republicans as his lackeys. 

Interesting article by Jim Jubak (who guides my meager investment decisions).  In it he outlines the reasons for the current meltdown in the junk bond market, and how pension fund managers are as much to blame for wishful thinking as Wall Street for believing in newly created "low-risk" financial instruments.

Good articles in Harper's:  One on The Coming Fight for the Melting North where 20% of the world's undiscovered oil is expected to be hiding, and Schoolhouse Crock: Fifty Years of Blaming America's Educational System for Our Stupidity.  More on those later.  Here's some nuggets from Harper's Index: China's CO2 production is expected to exceed the U.S.'s this year, 17 years ahead of schedule;  57 of 121 U.S. biofuel refineries have been cited for polluting; 1 out of 4 commuters shared a car in 1990, 1 in 5 today; only 10% of the foreign service officers in the Baghdad office speak fluent Arabic; in 2006, FDA officials met with consumer and patient groups 5 times, with drug industry representatives 113 times;  51% of registered Republicans favor national health care; there's a 90% chance that an American fire fighter is either overweight or obese, and on-the-job heart failure is the biggest killer of firemen;  Chattanooga, TN has rented 12 goats to clear public lands of kudzu, and 2 llamas to protect them from dogs.

I bought leather cleaner, wonder wax, and new seat cushions for my old Lexus (mileage 207,000) after getting an oil change with all the trimmings at Oil Can Henry's.  Junie and I are driving down to Walsenburg to visit with Ally and John, our buddies.  We'll be staying at the somewhat creepy, but reasonable, Rio Cucharas Motel, where you can get a suite with a king-sized bed for $75.  Their web listing says that their amenities include:  air conditioning, golf (really?), shower (well, I hope so), outdoor tennis (really?), multilingual (yeah, but do they speak Urdu?), bidet (really???), Telex (goodness, right out of a 60's spy thriller), and "FEMA Approved" (yikes).  If it's as hot as we expect, we may all stay in the room and play Charades.  I once put Charades in a poem.  Eventually, every party game gets into one of my poems.

See you in a couple of days.

August 09, 2007

Eventually

Goodness.  It seems that everyone eventually moves to ChicagoLand.

Everyone on my virtual blogroll seems to be a part-time music critic.  I think the more interesting question is:  Does God approve of Christian rock?

I'm waiting to read a poem of Simon's that is astrophysical.  I have poems with Venus, Orion, and Pleiades in them.  Eventually, every astronomical object gets into my poems.

Answer to my question yesterday about a black hole's gravity :  "General relativity is a local theory, which means that the field at a certain point in spacetime is determined entirely by things going on at places that can communicate with it at speeds less than or equal to c. If a star collapses into a black hole, the gravitational field outside the black hole may be calculated entirely from the properties of the star and its external gravitational field *before* it becomes a black hole. Just as the light registering late stages in my fall takes longer and longer to get out to you at a large distance, the gravitational consequences of events late in the star's collapse take longer and longer to ripple out to the world at large. In this sense the black hole *is* a kind of "frozen star": the gravitational field is a fossil field." 

I like the notion of a fossil field.  I reminds me of post-poemic glow, that strange feeling that persists after reading a particularly good poem.

The AARP Magazine (this month's cover:  Tony Bennett and Christina Aguilera) cite Portland, Chandler AZ, Atlanta and Austin as good places to move.  Also, Milwaukee, which Junie and I found to be lovely downtown.  Also, Boston, even though the housing costs are high.  I've always had a sentimental (romantic) notion about how great it would be to live in Boston, but mainly because of all the Spenser novels I've read.

Oh, good.  There's another Martin Cruz Smith novel out.  He once made it into a poem.  Eventually everybody gets into one of my poems.

Fraser Sutherland is the best writer of poetry in English.

Junie and I need a new porcelain convenience for the upstairs bathroom in our house in Eau Claire.  Well, the only bathroom, actually, as that was how many bathrooms you got in 1938, when the house was built.  The cheapest one-piece toilet is $22.40 and somehow still gets a 5-star rating. There are nice 2-piece toilets in the $100-$300 range.  The most expensive toilet in the world is the Toto Neorest which retails for about $6,000 and includes jet-assist water dispersal, tank-less operation, auto lid lift, available in Cotton White or Sedona Beige.  The ad says "Unlike any other toilet in the world, this feature rich, highly publicized throne has more bells and whistles than you knew you needed."   I once got stuck in a small railway station in Tuscany as the result of a typical Italian rail strike.  They had a 3-piece toilet:  two pictures of feet glazed into tile, and a hole between them.  Sounds pretty reasonable, but I doubt I will be able to sell Junie on the idea.

Deborah suggests putting an unusually-named town in your poem.  I once put Climax, Saskatchewan into a poem.  Eventually, every town gets into one of my poems.

August 08, 2007

Payez Rapidement

Video readings by Joshua, Kasey, Linh, Reb, Noah and others.  One thing I love about this site is that the PayPal donation page comes up in French (Payez rapidement avec PayPal!) and donations are in euros.

Thanks to Jilly for the link to poet's audio readings.  Readers include Billy Collins, Tory Dent, Rita Dove, Cornelius Eady, Louise Glück, Donald Hall, Robert Hass, Jane Hirshfield,  Major Jackson, Ted Kooser, Stanley Kooser, Campbell McGrath, Heather McHugh, W.S. Merwin, Naomi Shihab Nye, William Palmer, Linda Pastan, Robert Pinsky, David Wagoner, and more -- even Vivian Shipley and Lin Lifshyn!  The downside is that they're hour-long MP3 files, not streaming audio, so it takes a (long) while for them to download before play.

Jonathan makes the argument that Silicon Valley minor elite shouldn't be angst-ridden over their lives as minor millionaires.   As it turns out, I know lots of people like those in the article, and was a co-manager with one of them (Celeste) in my last job.  I think Celeste is typical of those I know:  extremely hard-working people with engineering backgrounds, generally gracious with modest lifestyles.  The ones I know have worked 60-80 hour weeks for decades – and I can guarantee you that 95% of the time, the work isn't exciting, cutting edge activity.   Most have given up 401(k) plans and pensions to work long hours for startups, and most have seen no benefit from it (startups have rather high failure rates, in case you thought every new computer venture ended up like Google).  They suffer 2-3 hour daily commutes and often make less than a college professor.  Many live in 1,600 square-foot stucco homes on an eighth of a acre that cost them a million dollars.  Unlike a college professor, they will not be able to retire at 62 with a mid 5-figure retirement, so worrying about their future isn't as crazy as it sounds (how long will a million bucks last if you're looking at 20 years of retirement without a pension?).  I think a lot of the insecurity of individuals mentioned in the article derives from the sheer randomness of the outcomes – for every 10 ValleyFolk who made a million dollars, there are 100 people whose firms fizzled out, and 1 who made even more money.  Junie read the article and asked the obvious question:  why don't they just cash out and move?  That's a fair question, but how many people move from their homes, their friends, their children's school districts?  Well, some do, but it's usually because they work for a national company and only by moving can they move up.  That's much less true in The Valley, where there are almost always plenty of jobs available without leaving the area, and where most of the companies you work for have headquarters there, so promotion may not require relocation (although it often requires a lot of long, boring travel).  In the final analysis, without these crazy risk-takers, we wouldn't have iPods, cheap PCs, Google or YouTube (to name a very small subset).  The defense rests.

I've never met the talented Ange Mlinko, but I've always thought she had a beautiful name, so strange and challenging and reminiscent of a songbird.  "My Russian grandmother has a whole philosophy of dreams handed down to her from the mists of peasant legend. I know she takes it very seriously when she dreams of the dead; they predict corresponding maladies: this one her arthritis, that one her indigestion. Then I remember it was the Russian Formalists too who theorized that poetry must have strangeness in it."  I work with a great guy who happens to be Russian as well.  His engineering activity is occasionally reminiscent of this strangeness, an almost folktale-like approach to a problem that favors heroics over analysis, a wishful-thinking-ness that is contagious.

When Junie's in town, I get to go to Brewing Mart in the afternoons and order one of their superb lattes in a ceramic cup with a pattern in the crema that looks like a willow tree or an peacock feather or an apple, which is what I will do now and let you get on with your day.

August 07, 2007

AWOL from Vacuuming

More cosmology:  so I'm working my way through Andrew Hamilton's site (an astrophysicist, whose wife sells stuffed trophy heads in Boulder).  He explains (as Simon pointed out) that there's not much we can say in conventional terms about the singularity within a black hole (e.g., its mass).  Like electromagnetic radiation, gravity waves can't escape the black hole, either.  Yet, black holes (particularly the large ones) can exhibit very large gravitational force on neighbors, so how is that happening?  "Gravity moves at the speed of light, and cannot get from inside the horizon to the outside world. The gravity felt by a person outside a black hole is the gravity of the stuff that fell long ago into the black hole."  So, if it took a billion years for a black hole to ingest a million stars, every one of them is still contributing to the (considerable) gravity of the black hole.  I wonder how that works?

Joseph:  "What ought to unite the arts & the sciences in the modern world is a recognition of contingency."

Jonathan:  "I have a new system for work inspired by Seinfeld."

Gabe:  Why Not to Join a Literary Movement

Robert:  "What I’d like to most emphasize here is that when it comes to artistic expression, accessibility/difficulty is an important quality (or really a set of qualities, given different varieties of difficulty) which is independent of the aesthetic merits of a work, that is, independent of whether a work manifests something profound or beautiful, independent of whether a work successfully unifies the concrete and universal, the timely and timeless"

James: "Most recent poetry resists, or simply embarrasses, any attempt to ascertain a definition of what poetry in fact is."

Tricia:  "Can someone make this into a lolbear already? I mean, really."

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The only J & B poem that didn't get into my chapbook manuscript:

Occidental

Junie fills the bullet hole with her little finger. She heard
Bill’s final words: I’m done with stories. It’s ma’am and ma’am
and then a man makes a pass but there’s dust on her chaps. Too many
years packed in a saddle bag, cramped quarters, all ears. It’s not
the stories, it’s the web of memory. The way men sort themselves
in a seine of convenience. When she passes the undertaker,
one of the bodies upright in the window winks and moves
his ring finger. This very afternoon, Barker feigned a heart
attack as they practiced Tai Chi with the Chinese laundryman.
She couldn’t figure out what to feel, bad draw or desire
from the fireworks. An old Indian takes her to the cemetery,
every life at most two lines. There’s an odd order to them,
re-interred and alphabetized . Perhaps it’s just the end
of the West. Not that it matters to the tickertape that feeds
the living
, she thinks as she points her horse East.

 

August 06, 2007

In and Out

I'm really going to try to get in and out today.  First off, I heard from Black Lawrence, so I don't need help contacting them. 

I spent a small part of the day following a link from Henry's blog to article about from by Lee Smolin, who is variously a nice guy,  noted astrophysicist and self-promoting anti-string-theory nutcase, take your pick.  Simon cleared up a few questions I had about black holes and singularities, which led me to the Black Hole Quiz.  There are questions like: "You hover just above the horizon of a black hole, dangling an immensely strong fishing line. You dip the line through the horizon. What happens? "

The Goulash au Blanc?  WAY too much caraway.  I ended up dumping more paprika in and smoothing everything out with sour cream.  What were those Hungarians thinking?  It's also tonight's supper, but I've poured some nice red French wine in, a couple of quartered red potatoes, and I'm sure sour cream will make its way into the mélange at some point.

Meanwhile, I have more cleaning to do before Sweet Junie shows up.  It's a bitch being single and maidless.

See you tomorrow.

August 05, 2007

Charting Ponies

I was googling Simon to see what he was up to in the two worlds he inhabits (astrophysics and poetry), and ran across the delightful adjective Gaussianity, which I would like to believe rhymes with insanity.  Simon's recent post (Silence == Freedom?) reminds me of a similar line of thought I've had, regarding degrees of freedom.  Roughly restated, Simon posits that some poetry (the recent work of Cole Swenson, for example) attempts to reduce the number of data points, in an attempt to widen the interpretive space.  In this context, "data points" are quanta of imagery, concrete language and interstitial elements (among other devices) that reduce the range of reader response.  The analogy of signal-to-noise leaps to mind.  Also information theory, in which we learn that the message with the most information is the one that is least expected.  On one end of the scale, you have the "I-am-walking-my-dog" poem (Simon's characterization, I usually call them "wonderment-at-sunset" poems) and at the other end you have Simon's apple-fascism-toytruck poem (which I usually dub the gratuitously-weird poem).  The former could be said to over-define the solution, leaving us with only a handful of fitting functions (that is, a paucity of literary interpretations), while the latter leave so few crumbs on the ground we could follow them anywhere we wish.  Take for example, Simon's example of Wayne Koestenbaum's Investigation.  If one were to envision an N-space with dimensions such as narrativity (I like this nounifying the adjectivating of nouns), conventionality of theme, regularity of layout, ratio of latinates to Saxonisms, . . . (what Kasey once termed "scales we can meaningfully use to measure") one could approximate this poem's position.  But's that's only a structural description, and not (I think) where Simon is going with this.  If we assume that Wayne had something in mind, then we can attempt to use the clues in the poem to deduce what that something was (not so much a narrative arc as a narrative polynomial, perhaps).  The more lucid the clues, the more likely our understanding will match his intentions (and the order of clues matters, which Billy Collins (horrors!) once  characterized as knowing when and how many of your cards to expose).  Lucidity, is not, of course, a necessary goal of poetry – in fact, a certain degree of subtlety, depth and misdirection can be good for the work.  Still, it is difficult (at least for me) to detect the difference between a poem with maximum capability for Reader Response and one that is merely terminally interior.  I once wrote one of those:
 

Not Cream-Colored Ponies

The laundry line.  The plastic parabola:  conjure up
the beaded vector, the 50-50, the satellite
with its gulp and stutter.

Two men hold hands, then 12 rows of nuns, a drummer.
When he was young, the driver ran reds. Please stop
beside the painted buffalo.

Gupta recommends his cousin, H1B and view of the Valley.
Roger’s stuck on the Bay Bridge, Nordstrom ship above
his nipple, backup buttons.

I saw you knitting idle, idle. Looking for a change
in the face, the singed brow, the All’s Clear.

The radiograph said she had some lead
in her head.  I was her bodyguard moons before
she swooned off camera. We walked it off.

Pretty paradigm: upturned, all the shells were empty.
When we finally beat Rommel, he had enough sense
to take a few souvenirs.

You asked the man at the salmon farm and you, still
tasted like iron. Here’s a meal: mussels up to
extreme unction.

Yeah, over there. A little to the right.
Potbelly black, warm as toast. Your hands
up like surrender.

Needless to say, the poem never found a home, even after imploring the finest of the PA journals to take it.  On a similar note, Jilly directs us here: "How does one journey from opacity to transparency?"

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Seth is back and I missed the fact somehow.  His review of The Deathly Hallows reminds me of something Josh said a while back:  "That says much better what I was trying to say about anti-absorptive poetry, and even retains a hint of my initial judgment that narratives of completion and closure satisfy less-than-adult needs."  I agree that Jo could have axed a couple of hundred pages in the middle, but the kid in me loved the summarization (that worst of evil in poetry) right down to the good guys winning and the principal characters living happily ever after.  I don't read children's literature with the expectations I reserve for Pynchon or Atwood.

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This must be Simon Day.  He mentioned mainframes, a word that I haven't heard in a while.  Time was when that's all we had to work with, of course.  Programming was a great deal more collegial then, with everybody sitting on long tables in the computer facility, putting together their decks and poring over their recent listings.  The mighty IBM 370 supported hundreds of online TSO users on the USC campus, while all the time, cranking through jobs submitted by those of us with programs to process.  The beast blinked periodically within the glass-walled room, elevated on raised floors and surrounded by long rows of disk drives the size of washing machines.  The total disk capacity of the facility was an awe-inspiring 2 gigabytes (20 drives, each with 100 MB disk packs).  The CPU itself was outfitted with 128 MB of memory, composed of millions and millions of magnetic rings wrapped in fine wire.  Of course, as you are reading this, your PC's video card probably has more memory.

About a decade ago, big multi-CPU servers became possible, and the interest in mainframes renewed from what had been a considerable slump.  Beowulf clusters running Linux now dominate large-scale computing.  My company works with hardware engineers that design some of these machines (we normally only do the boot loader, Linux port and system software).  I never get anywhere near the ultimate customers (which tend to be universities and research labs), but most of the applications involve algorithms that employ parallelism – problems that can be solved by breaking down the computing into subtasks, having them all run at the same time, and then melding the solution together from the individual results.  Not every problem can be solved this way, of course, but researchers have shown considerable ingenuity in restating problems so that they can be solved this way (I'd be interested in the problems that Simon is solving, actually).  One class of problems is The Search, best exemplified by SETI@Home, in which millions of computers are used to look for evidence of extraterrestrial intelligence by having everyone take a small piece of the data stream and look for anomalies.  Other problem domains, such as weather prediction, can be done by focusing on local conditions, and then knitting them together in an overall model.  As you can tell from the state of long-term weather prediction, this doesn't always work out so well.  There are problems where you just need the fastest machine you can get your hands on, and parallelizing the problem isn't possible.  For those, everyone twiddles their thumbs while Moore's Law runs its course.

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It is difficult for me to imagine the (cliché alert) dark and brooding Charles Simic as "The Poet of the People" (thanks to Ron for the link), a poet of whom Vendler says "There is no escape hatch in a Simic poem:  you enter it and are a prisoner within its uncompromising and irremediable world".  I know that many of the PA crowd charge him with SoQ sensibilities, but I think he's written some wonderful stuff, including this brief, amazing poem, War

The trembling finger of a woman
Goes down the list of casualties
On the evening of the first snow.

The house is cold and the list is long.

All our names are included.

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I'm also reading Ashbery again, specifically Houseboat Days.  Familiarity breeds contempt and I find myself significantly less startled than 5 years ago.  Good stuff, of course, and I'm not left with that same sense of freedom around which Simon builds his hypothesis.  I do find Ashbery, at times, a bit too urbane, coming off like Lord Peter Whimsey (no relation) just back from a holiday on the Côte d'Azur, tossing in a few French phrases to lend gravitas to what looks like unremitting silliness.  It's always difficult to figure out where Ashbery is going, which I suppose is the wonderful part of his work.  Where would modern poetry be had he decided to become a fishmonger instead?

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My goodness.  I thought that The New Sincerity was at least one part joke, not that Tony, Andrew and Joseph didn't have some serious words to say about it from time to time.  This guy is certainly taking it seriously.

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Yes, this is one one of those blog posts that goes on and on all day.  Particularly on a Sunday (or if you wish, on a sundae).  Mainly because I'm bored stiff (one of those odd lulls between engagements). I did my treadmilling, read the paper, swapped in some new UPS's (uninterruptable power supplies), and did the company's accounting.  At that point it was 9:30, and I had gotten up just before 5.  Junie's arriving on Tuesday, but I already did some mopping and vacuuming, and one doesn't want to be obsessed with these things, does one?  (Think Monk).  I looked in my ridiculously overstocked spice cupboard and decided that I had too much marjoram and too many caraway seeds, so I cruised through Joy of Cooking and found Hungarian Goulash au Blanc, which uses both, and a number of things I have on hand anyway all the time (paprika, onions, red peppers, garlic, beef stock).  It's only 15 minutes into its 2 hour simmer, and then I have to Correct The Seasoning and figure out what it really needs (sour cream?  salz und pfeffer?  red wine?)  This was all Sweet Junie's idea, as she knows how I get with not much to do all day, so she told me to go to Safeway and get something to cook and rent a guy video that she wouldn't want to see anyway at the same time.  I'll tell you how it turned out.

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This Bloglines thing is really addictive.  I wonder if I will get any work done during my normal work week.  I find myself refreshing the list of blogs I'm tracking (currently 59 feeds of poetry blogs), and something is always happening.  As of 5 PM MST, 'becca has been to the Farmers' Market, discoursed on bookmarks, and questioned her recent ocular choices.  What's next!?  I should just go read some MMM submissions and monitor my simmering pork.  Which is what I will do.  More tomorrow.

August 02, 2007

Miscellaneous Thursday

For a real kick, watch Jo read the latest and last Harry Potter.

Rebecca, Reb, and that guy who looks like Harold Ramis are all at Caffeine Destiny.

Deborah's right.  Bloglines works pretty slickly.  I had tried to organize RSS feeds before, including from Outlook 2007 before I found out the already dog-slow application turned my machine to mud.  Anyway, it's nice getting a list of who has a new post, instead of clicking on blogroll links, just to find out that Jordan's on vacation or something.

Charles Simic is the new US Poet Laureate.  That's kinda strange.  Speaking of whom, Tricia may target him for parody.

Does anybody know how to get hold of Colleen Ryor at Black Lawrence?  I've got the press email address and her gmail address, but no answer to either.

Gabe has a new book coming out.  Among those in the acknowledgments are Henry Gould and The Toyota Corporation.

Morning Treadmill Fare:  What happened?  They rotated my favorite shows out.  Now, there's Dora and Blues Clues and Oobi which is this creepy kid's show where all the hands wear eyeballs like some kind of 3-year Beetlejuice.  Aside from the Bose informercial and the guy who wants us to clean our colons, there's only the usual Jesus channels, including that guy who sells you Blessed Miracle Water.  Codename:  The Kids Next Door isn't bad.  This morning, in one episode, they had sly allusions to Star Wars (Luke hanging from the ice-cave), Indy Jones (the tie-monster crashing down a cave shute), Harry Potter (the basilisk-like tie-monster, again), The Matrix (can't remember what left this impression, but it was the Abominable Snowsuit episode).

I would go to Richard's blog just for the artwork.

Rattle has audio.  Pretty cool, actually.  I am SO going to steal the idea for MMM, except make sure that it's streaming.

In about 6 months, I will have been programming for 40 years.  A couple of years after I got the bug, I had read every major computer science book written.  I knew all the major languages, and worked with all the computers available (all 5 of them).  I just couldn't keep up.  There are zillions of technologies with which I'm not proficient.  However, they all come pretty easily, I just have to find someone to pay me to learn them, which actually happens a lot.  Sometimes, unbeknownst to my clients, but I don't charge them for learning curve time.  I love programming.  I also love Junie, but for different reasons.  Having two things you love is a blessing, methinks.

Thanks to Maureen for the link to Why People Have Sex.  The researchers start out by opining that "Why people have sex is an extremely important, but surprisingly little studied topic".  Why is that?  Are the wrong people having it?   Are we all having it for the wrong reasons?  My favorite reasons in the list of answers were:  "Because I was bored", "Somebody dared me", "I was slumming", "It was a favor to someone", and "I wanted to end the relationship". 

Goodness, am I out of touch.  Kasey and Joshua do film reviews.

I've been waiting for this Big Job for months.  I know it's coming, it's just that involves a couple of companies, one of which has 9,000 employees and revenues of $3-4 billion, which makes for glacial decision-making.  It's basically a spin-off of my work on the Playaway, but should be even more fun.

Jimmy's at it again.  He snagged bestamericanpoetry@gmail.com

Sonnet Beatrice Butterfield.  What a beautiful name.  Congratulations, Caterina.

Once, Dave, Kevvy and I drank $2,200 worth of wine at one sitting.  That was back when I had a cellar, say, 1992.  I have three enormous cardboard boxes full of corks, together the volume of a 55-gallon drum, I would guess.  I always thought I would take an Exacto knife and cut the corks down the middle and adorn an entire wall of one room with them.  I had a friend that did that, but that's another story.  I don't drink extremely expensive wine much anymore, mainly because I'm not on an expense account anymore.  But I have discovered an interesting fact:  box wine isn't too bad.  You can buy decent Australian white wine for $12 for a 5-liter box.  That's 7 bottles of wine, more or less, or about $1.50 a bottle.  Cheaper than Two-Buck Chuck.  Heck, if you just going to lubricate a poetry reading, or serve it to the slush-pile readers after spritzering it with ginger ale, what's the difference?  Red wine is a different story, of course.  Somebody once said that the only real wine is red wine, which is basically true if you ignore the Montrachets.  But, I digress.

I just noticed that on Ron's mega-blogroll, there's a Chris Mansel and a Chris Mansell and they're different people.  Another funny entry is "Olde Quietude" that actually links to The New Criterion.

When I was a kid, all adults were Mr. This or Mrs. That.  Even if they were 22.  I suppose it was like an episode of The Brady Bunch.  Then, I got older and it started to wear off.  By the time I was teaching, all the undergrads vied to be the first ones to risk calling me Jeff.  By the time I got my doctorate, nobody used Mr. unless they were sucking up.  Now, of course, I've gotten in the habit of calling everybody by their first names (or what we quaintly used to call their Christian names).  Well, not everybody, I still address MJB as Ms. Bang, out of some weird neo-Victorian respect.  Since I've left teaching, the only person who calls me Doctor Bahr is Dave P.  He sees my phone number on the Caller-ID and says "Doooccctttooorrr Bahr, how are you?".  Even if I felt like calling my elders by their Mr's and Mrs's and Ms's, it's probably too late.  I think Mr. Silliman is the only blogmate I know who is actually older than I.  My dad, of course, is still Dr. Bahr.  Answering the phone, signing correspondence, making reservations, opening the door to greet the Jehovah's Witnesses.  Before he was Dr. Bahr, he was Colonel Bahr, so he was probably already used to it.  Come to think of it, he used to make everybody call him Colonel Bahr.  Except my mom, who called him Dick under normal circumstances and Fred when she was angry. 

Enough screwing around, see you tomorrow.