Billionaires and Birthdays
Here's a great opportunity to buy two books by terrific poets for under
$25. Just preorder Mary Jo Bang's
Elegy (Graywolf) and G. C. Waldrep's
Disclamor (BOA) from Amazon. Here are the current blurbs:
Disclamor: "Here is a gorgeous book of the most subtle and vivid
mysteries, weighted with earth and time."-Li-Young Lee
Elegy: “This is our beautiful glimpse of forever. Mary Jo Bang’s Elegy is a harrowing, necessary work.” —C. D. Wright
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I've been waiting for a Certain Big Project to solidify for a month now.
One thing about working in my business (engineering consulting) is that your
planning horizon is 3 or 4 months. Also your revenue and cash flow
planning. It makes for an exciting life. This project is not only
large, it could possibly stretch for a year or more. Life was much easier
when I was involved in product companies, which are slow to start up, but slow
to die also.
~~~
I was making a mental list of how many billionaires I've ever talked to.
The rules of my game are that they didn't have to be billionaires when I chatted
with them. So far, I've come up with four: Steve Jobs, Bill Gates,
Larry Ellison, and Denis Feron. I don't know why, but I keep thinking I've
missed one.
I think it's safe to say the the first 3 on my list are driven, unpleasant, and
some cases, ruthless. Still, they've created businesses that employ
hundreds of thousand of highly-paid staff. They also didn't get where they
are by schmoozing their way to the top, and then wire their Board to get
8-figure salaries/options or organize big-ticket birthday parties for their
wives on company money. For examples of the latter, see Lord Black, Dennis
Kowalski, or Chainsaw Al Dunlap. Nor did they get there on their daddy's
influence and money (e.g., Howard Hughes or George Bush).
I actually worked for the last one (Denis) when he was a billionaire, so
I get an extra point for that. Jobs I interviewed at the first
West Coast
Computer Faire in 1977 (I think), which was about the same time I argued
with Gates about software pricing. Ellison I negotiated with (badly) for
an Oracle license for an IBM 360 compatible computer that my buddies Dave and
Glenn were designing for a large Silicon Valley firm. Of course, thousand
of people have had conversations with Jobs, Gates and Ellison, but I like to
think that when I was exchanging view with them, they were still relative
virgins. I mean, Jobs was in a booth half the size of Smoke Signal's or
Sol's.
My work with Mr. Feron was much more mundane: as Director of Technology
for the copper conglomerate, I also had the job of scheduling staff to fly
weekly down on the company LearJets to Bilbao. The point was to keep the
planes active and filled to justify their expense to Denis' brother, the firm's
co-owner.
~~~
Derek flew back to Chicago today, which necessitated that we solve the
Missionaries and Cannibals Problem. He had the Subaru (now bumperless, but
that's another story) and was at Cath's. The
Missionaries and Cannibals Problem is often used in AI (Artificial
Intelligence) classes as an exercise to solve via learning algorithms.
~~~
Zelda Update: I've obtained again the power of the Dominion Rod and I'm on
a quest for Owls. Not long now.
~~~
Der's back in Chicago and it's Kyle's birthday. Kyle walked when he was 9
months and talked like an attorney at 18 months. At some point between his
first and second year, he started stalking around the living room with his small
paws out in front of him whenever we said, "Do the T. Rex thing, Ky". I
used to read dinosaur books to him and it reached the point where he could
"read" them himself, speaking all the lines and turning the pages, not actually
being able to read, but using the cues of the pictures and page numbers to
segment his dialogue. It always impressed the grandparents. Happy
birthday, Ky. I love you.
Comments
"This is our beautiful glimpse of forever."
If this is a blurb for a Bang book, what would the idiot who wrote it say about Keats or Frost or Catullus? "This is a supernaturally powerful book, inspired by God with the ability to catch speeding bullets in its teeth, allow cars to run on tap water, and redeem souls from Purgatory"? That sort of hyperbole not only defeats its own purpose, since it blasts credibility, it kills in me the desire to approach the book with anything but a spirit of mockery.
Posted by: Richard | June 27, 2007 05:38 AM
Well, there is that, Richard. It's a shame, too, because she is a dear lady and the book *is* an elegy. The word "necessary" also comes up a lot in blurbs, which always seems silly.
Posted by: jbahr | June 27, 2007 06:10 AM
Steve Ballmer spit on me during a meeting once. Does that count?
Posted by: Rebecca Loudon | June 27, 2007 09:00 AM
ps. I'm not sure he's a billionaire come to think of it. But he does.
Posted by: Rebecca Loudon | June 27, 2007 09:03 AM
i wana b ur role model
Posted by: larryb | June 28, 2007 10:32 AM
Mary Jo Bang has been writing some of the most interesting poems to come out of the last decade, and the few poems I've seen so far from Elegy are quite powerful.
Posted by: John Gallaher | June 29, 2007 06:50 AM
As well for the Waldrep. I was just reading some poems of his yesterday. He, like Bang, has a wonderful conception of each project as being a project. Large imagination, and attention.
I'm looking forward to these books.
Posted by: John Gallaher | June 29, 2007 07:03 AM
The net worth of President Bush is between $9 million to $26 million, so he's very far from being a billionaire. John Kerry, on the other hand, is an order of magnitude closer: $165 million to $626 million. Kerry got most of his money from his wife.
http://ask.yahoo.com/20040823.html
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May all beings, in or out of the womb, be well, happy and peaceful.
Posted by: Tharpa Roberts | June 29, 2007 07:10 AM
I never meant to imply that Bush was a billionaire (nor Black, Kowalski, or Dunlap), only that his wealth and influence are substantially due to being a member of an old, moneyed family of considerable influence.
The article doesn't say that "Kerry got most of his money from his wife". It says that the only way you can say his net worth is $165 to $626 is to INCLUDE the assets of his wife. There's a big difference. You conveniently forgot to add these paragraphs:
"But including Teresa Heinz Kerry's personal fortune isn't wholly accurate. As Heinz Kerry has publicly noted, a prenuptial agreement keeps her money separate. Also, federal election laws limit how much of his wife's funds Kerry can use.
In 2002 financial disclosures, Kerry stated that assets in his own name were worth $409,000 to $1.8 million, and he had an additional $300,000 to $600,000 in assets owned jointly with his wife.
So without his wife's money, Kerry is less wealthy than Bush. But no matter how you count it, both are rich even without a presidential salary."
$409,000 to $1.8 million? I have friends in California whose house is worth more than that.
Posted by: jbahr | July 2, 2007 09:08 AM